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Jalen Dry Humping JGup

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Cutty312, Jul 2, 2023.

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Jalen acting zesty comes to no surprise. But what is YOUR must-watch matchup this season??

  1. Ime Udoka x Alperen Sengun

    36 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. Bae Sean Tate x Jock Landale

    7 vote(s)
    9.7%
  3. Jalen Green x Amen Thompson

    18 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. Other

    11 vote(s)
    15.3%
  1. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    brutha he was a teenager
     
  2. Jontro

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    correction: they meant to do this but messed it up. the original og's

     
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  3. EightDoobies

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    I'm wondering who the hell got this video out.
     
  4. Joe Rocket

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    Lets be clear about Jalen Green. I don't care who he humps as long as its consensual. I just want to see the dude play basketball well. That's my only job as a fan.
     
  5. Joe Rocket

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    Oh stop it lol wtf man. This is the epitome of just trying to find something to complain about lol
     
  6. Yinka Dare

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    People are still on this?
     
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    So the video makes me feel like: hope these two clowns perform this year or get traded....

    ...Just like I felt before the video.
     
  8. DatRocketFan

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    Conservatives always said let kids be kids. But when Jalen as a kid is behaving as a kid joking around with his friend, it's too much for the same conservatives, we need to trade him. Goes to show all that sht about let kids be kids is a bunch of baloney looking at how some folks are so triggered by green behavior
     
  9. vince

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    Eek, there’s another one! What are these folks thinking?
     
  10. YaoMac09

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    Any insiders know if Jalen said “no homo” beforehand? I need to know what to tell my wife’s boyfriend. Thanks.
     
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    Seems appropriate..... I just blue myself

     
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  12. jch1911

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    Eeeerrrrrr... 1 down?
     
  13. Bobbythegreat

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    Let's be real, this video was a fantasy for about 80% of the over the top Jalen Green fanbois here.
     
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    Why are political sides being brought into this? Not understanding that
     
  15. MadMax

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    if he’s white he can still be a Supreme Court Justice yayyy!
     
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  16. MadMax

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    You’re not understanding how politics get brought into a conversation about sexuality? Man I wish lol
     
  17. prs325

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    It’s a dry hump alright
    How do we know?
    He doesn’t a strong D
     
  18. CantStopJG24

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    as innocent and stupid as it is, it's going to follow him for the rest of his career. DLo still gets the snitch label and it's been nearly 10 years. What sucks is that Josh is clearly taking this pretty hard if you follow him on social media and his career is on thin ice right now after the trade.
     
  19. TMac'n

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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    You tried.gif
    Also: triggered.gif

    These kids grew up in the social media age. Guarantee someone's friend posted this somewhere. People have to post their every undeveloped thought, meal, and dream on social media. Why not this.
     

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