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Jailed Man Plucks Out His Eye

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketsPimp, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. AkeemTheDreem86

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    ;) <------------ That's actually what he looks like now.
     
  2. ClutchCityReturns

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    Well, at least his disfigurement might keep other inmates from eying him like they used to.
     
  3. Cannonball

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    I take it he likes to eat at EyeHOP.
     
  4. Summer Song Giver

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    Word is the jury in the case said, "The eye's have it, he's crazy"
     
  5. Cannonball

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    All those in favor of declaring this guy crazy as a loon, say "eye".
     
  6. hjg877

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  7. KingCheetah

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    If executed his last meal will be provided by ~ Eye can't believe it's Yogurt !
     
  8. arkoe

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    Actually, the article states that he had removed his other eye previously. The latest incident is supposedly his lone remaining good eye, leaving him with no eyes.
     
  9. GraingerGuy

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    That must have been unsightly.....

    Either that or he's a visionary....

    Maybe he'll patch it up with his jailmate now that he's blind....

    Alright....I'll stop now
     
  10. Cannonball

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    Yeah, he looks more like this :D or this :eek: now.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    Official timeline

    :eek: <-- before

    ;) <-- during

    :eek: <-- current

    :cool: <-- future
     
  12. Rashmon

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    Someone should keep a better eye on that guy.
     
  13. BetterThanI

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    Obviously, despite being a homicidal maniac, he's well versed in the classics:

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    or the more modern translation: [NSFW]

    [​IMG]
     
  14. StaticC4

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    That's brutal but he didn't have to rip out his freaking right eye...it reminds me of 7th grade and learning about Hammurabi's code.
     
  15. Shroopy2

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    Eye think he is going to get eye-soed by the other inmates
     
  17. orbb

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    this thread is an eyesore
     
  18. across110thstreet

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    the orb casts it's watchful eye upon this thread!

    no, he needed to rip out both freaking eyes, and eat the remaining one.
     
  19. KingCheetah

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    His rap/ R&B name -- No eye Lopes
     
  20. dntrwl

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    hey look at the markings on his forehead when his face is mirrored. I found the aztec devil in him.

    [​IMG]
     

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