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J-Lo eat your heart out.......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Apr 22, 2003.

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  1. Drewdog

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    You didnt................. did you?? ;)

    When are we going to kick it on 6th?
     
  2. Another Brother

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    Pure sex appeal I gotta go with this one...

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  3. rezdawg

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    Thats a nice ass. I need to go to Treasures...
     
  4. SmeggySmeg

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    for those who read the FMH articles here is the Vida story

    The readers have spoken: Our most popular lingerie girl returns.

    Moments after the December 2002 issue of FHM hit newsstands, we received an overwhelming response. An astronomical and unprecedented 70 percent of reader mail has been dedicated to one subject: Vida.
    “We need to see more of that girl Vida from your lingerie spread,” one letter stated. “Her ass is bangin’!”
    “All of us here at the warehouse want more Vida,” another demanded. “If we don’t get more, we’ll burn down the entire East Coast.” That would be tragic. Thus, to fill reader demand and save the Eastern Seaboard, FHM has called back its newest asset for an encore photo shoot.
    Meet Vida Guerra, resident of Perth Amboy, NJ, and full-time loan officer. “I’d always wanted to model, but I didn’t know how to go about it,” the 23-year-old explains. “My friend had an FHM laying around, and he suggested I send in some pictures of myself. So I did.”


    It was those pictures that caught the attention of FHM’s photo editors as they searched for everyday girls to be in a lingerie shoot. By the time the layouts were finished, it was clear Vida would soon become the most exciting thing in the mortgage industry. “My whole town went out and bought the magazine,” Vida says. “All these people were asking me to autograph their copy.”
    Born in Havana, Cuba, Vida moved to the Garden State with her family when she was 6. “I used to get teased all the time in grade school because I was this really skinny girl, but my butt was huge,” she admits, suggesting she’s been gifted from a young age. “I would always be in the principal’s office because someone had grabbed my butt and made me cry.”
    By high school, the vicious tykes had grown into admiring guys who would ask if they could have fries with her shake.
    “My dad was very strict about dating,” Vida recalls. “Then once, when I was 18, I did a fashion show that had a lingerie segment, and I came out in a G-string. He didn’t talk to me for two months—I kid you not.”

    Things were only slightly better when Vida found her way into the medium for which nature seems to have specifically designed her: rap videos. In her only earlier brush with fame, she made it onto location for the Big Pun song “New York to New Orleans.” “They wanted the girls to be in the back, but as I was walking by, Big Pun was like, ‘Oh no, tell her to come over here,’” Vida says. “So I sat next to Big Pun while he was rapping. His little toe was broken, and he had it up on a small table in front of us.
    “At one point, the girl next to me tried to get all in the camera, so she flung her arm at me, and I moved back, accidentally kicking the table his toe was on. I hurt his toe and spilled fake Cristal all over the place. He was like, ‘Vida, what are you doing to me?’”
    The video never made it into popular rotation, but the torrent of attention from her FHM shoot has given Vida another chance at hip-hop immortality. Impressed by the December lingerie spread, the St. Louis hip-hop group Naturally Smooth has asked her to appear on the cover of their next album. “They said when they saw my picture, it made them think of one of their songs,” Vida explains. “It’s called ‘Juicy.’”
     
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    Has she ever heard of cellulite? Dayamn.

    That truly is one amazing bum. Quit looking at her bum. Must stop looking at her bum. :eek:
     
  8. Tonaaayyyy

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    HOLY MACARONI
    :eek:
     
  9. studogg

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    silent bob, you's a rude mutha*****a
    cute as hell, I'd like to go down on you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.

    Psyche!!!!!!!! I hate guys!!!!!!!I LOVE WOMEN
     
  10. Free Agent

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    Front view ain't bad either.


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    God done blessed that girl in the front
    he done blessed her in the back [​IMG]

    That girl is just plain ol' BLESSED!
    :eek:
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  13. Free Agent

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    Did he? Or did her plastic surgeon bless her? I haven't quite figured it out yet...still hunting for more pics on the net. I can only find the 3 posted here. :(
     
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    Either way, that ass was blessing enough.
     
  15. rezdawg

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    Fake or not, those puppies would be fun to play with.
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    Viewing the first picture alone :eek:


    I have proudly added this thread to my "Favorites" list! :D
     
  17. Behad

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    Did you read the article about her? She's not a model, but a loan officer at a bank. That's why there are no other pics of her.
     
  18. R0ckets03

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    Ummm...where is this bank now?
     
  19. MadMax

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    "I wanna quit the bank...I wanna quit the bank!!!" -- Chandler Bing
     
  20. F.D. Khan

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    Sorry I just think Vida deserved to be refreshed on top again.....then again I wouldn't mind her on the bottom either!
     

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