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J.J. Watt's Hott Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Fantasma Negro, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Fantasma Negro

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    I don't understand why guys like J.J would ever publicly date. He's a freaking mythological warrior that women all over the world are swooning for. If I were him I'd write out a hott chick hit list full of singer, actresses, maxim models, instagram thots and hott female athletes. Buy a pack of condoms and go nuts, literally
     
  2. RasaqBoi

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    I love JJ because he plays for my team.... But I really see how some other ppl can't stand him. He does come off like a douche lately.

    "UPDATE"
     
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

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    True story, I dad a sex dream with Kate Hudson's mom like 15 years ago, and it was damn good. I didn't expect that dream at all as I didn't really care for her myself at the time, but now, I am a changed man, and I now watch Overboasrd every chance I get.
     
  4. ipaman

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    kate hudson's face reminds me of the alien from meatballs 2
     
  5. K-Low_4_Prez

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    Kate Hudson is freaking beautiful and that ass is banging!
     
  6. jev5555

    jev5555 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Inb4 the hudson curse.
     
  7. houstonstime

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    How long before videos of JJ working out in the "male fabletics" line?
     
  8. bigtexxx

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    It always surprised me how he's never had a steady piece, or if he has, how he's kept it out of the public eye.
     
  9. Butterfingers

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    My managing director thinks he's gay lol.
     
  10. The Stig

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    Derek Jeter 2.0?
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    I hope he's got more class than to give them a bag of souvenirs and a case of herpes when they leave.
     
  12. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Contributing Member

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    I love the statement
     
  13. Tonaaayyyy

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    Even if he is gay, he is still manlier than all of us combined.
     
  14. what

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    Her twitter bio:
    I kick balls for a living. :(
     
  15. TheRealist137

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    jj can do better than a 36 year old kate hudson.
     
  16. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Seconded
     
  17. what

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    36 years old is the perfect age for a woman. Better in the sack, softer and they know what they want.

    Younger women might LOOK better, but trust me, they aren't all they are cracked up to be.
     
  18. Nimo

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    I don't believe I'm contributing to this nonsense but ...

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That's LA. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Single?src=hash">#Single</a> <a href="https://t.co/YOPXMGCwLL">https://t.co/YOPXMGCwLL</a></p>&mdash; JJ Watt (@JJWatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/720328542978908161">April 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
  19. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    The answer to that twitterer's question is: Because he's freakin' JJ Watt.

    Surprised he's not dating more women in the same amount of time, tbh.
     
  20. mick fry

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    Lmfao!!!
     

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