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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by peleincubus, Mar 3, 2009.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    If you make a woman orgasm multiple times internally and not by stimulating the cl-toris then she will worship you like a GOD!

    Warning: She will also go psycho stalker on you if you decide to end things.
     
  2. theogcasey

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    "No way... WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
     
  3. eveluvsrox

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    not like a god but almost. maybe even make you breakfast in bed. :D

    and no not a psycho stalker. just an angry horny person :eek: :D :D
     
  4. SBK#2

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    lol cleverely disguised "I have a small penis and I just found that out" thread
     
  5. Lynus302

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    Please allow me to say "duh" as well.

    Is this what this is about? Whether we'd rather be with a girl who got off easily?

    Been there, done that. Dated her for three years....Christ was she good for my ego. I can confidently say that I'm no slouch, but she made me feel like mother-effing Casanova and Rocco Siffredi rolled up into one. But eventually, the luster of ridiculous sex wore off and we finally, thankfully, broke up.

    So to answer your question, no. It's fun and you'll learn some things, but if that's all you've got, then it's gonna be trouble later.
     
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    Only Mel Gibson really knows...

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Hmm

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    the board.. on threads with topics such as this.. never ceases to amaze me.. with it's hilarious general cluelessness.. :D
     
  8. Lynus302

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    I was wondering when you'd show up in this one....
     
  9. peleincubus

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    i dated girls like that when i was 18 and will be 29 this month so this is nothing new to me. i understand what your saying is if thats all you got your in trouble. but its better then nothing ;)
     
  10. famicom

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    Quit taking my lines!

    signed,

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  11. HKC

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    i Dont get it? :confused: Is that a ben stiller movie and i accidently said a quote word for word??
     
  12. Nero

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    According to al franken (or maybe it was joe piscopo), the female orgasm is a myth.

    He said, 'I have been with literally HUNDREDS of women, and not ONE of them has ever had an orgasm!'
     
  13. Nero

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    Hey, it's almost spring break! People spose get horny!
     
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    hes the guy from the Bachelor.
     
  15. moestavern19

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    enter pseudo-intellectual psychobabble!
     
  16. HKC

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    oh ok, i browsed that thread but im not girly enough to have watched it
     
  17. King1

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    Anyone want to buy a used lamp?
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That's what it looks like. :p
     
  19. Lynus302

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    Well yeah. That's a given.

    "Duh," once again. ;)
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    Post of the year...a lot of it quoted for truth...

    I'm dating a lot and can relate...I guess I'm just dating to find the perfect woman for me...emotionally and physically...
     

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