My only wish, from the bottom of my humble heart, is to have you guys experience a day in the shoes of B. Honey. A day in the life of someone, who lives with some cajonays. Know what it's like to make love to a beautiful woman and have her begging for more. Who makes the moves-- especially when they're crying out to be made. Can't keep crawling around on your knees, waiting for it. Waiting for the moneyshot. Oh... I'm sure this week will be different. I'm sure.... Poor JJ. He deserves so much better.
This is hilarious. Several years ago when AJ was the best player on our team we were saying the exact same thing, when Arian balled out against the Ravens that one playoffs we said the exact same thing. Treadmill of mediocrity.
Unfortunately, that's a bunch of baloney. Think of JJ as a trophy wife. A beautiful, long legged, perfect breast density, thick lipped, sultry eyed Eastern European wife with a tight vagine who married the Texans to escape war torn Serbia. Let's call her... Svetlana. Now the Texans, let's call him Crusty 'Ol Neckbard. He's short, hairy (lots of back hair), stupid, incompetent, a moonshine alcoholic - the worst kind, completely bald except the crater around his head, cross eyed, baby dicked, bowling obsessed, vile sack of **** who shows no ability to improve himself. Year after year, it's the same old story for Svetlana. Neckbard stumbles home, tells her he loves her and things will get better, attempts to mount her, than passes out in a heap of vomit on top of her. Even though she's contractually obliged to be his wife... ... ... there's something called divorce. Irreconcilable differences. Intolerable cruelty. Svetlana's a victim, and she has more than enough reasons to seek an out. Don't expect JJ to keep putting up a brave face for long. He's a man obsessed with his career, the top of his class, and neither he nor I will let it be pissed away.
Absolutely embarrassing how slowly the goats catch on. A new coaching staff is mandatory, but they won't do much without talent at the 1. THE TEXANS are heading towards a 4-5 win season, running far away from the #1 pick they need to get a semblance of a QB. Everyone who showed up at the Colts game should be forced to withdraw from fast food for the rest of the season. You fatties can't get enough of this. From here on out, any and all effort shown in the 4th quarter should result in a players match fee being deducted. Meanwhile, JJ's trade value will begin to decrease bit by bit the longer you force him to play for a team he has no interest in playing for. The clock is ticking.
http://www.houstontexans.com/tv-med...-JJ-Watt/c1b307d9-6599-42e0-8a83-e06140a591ba JJ not sounding happy. Must be beginning to realize that he is wasting his life away here
