The 54-56 second part cracks me up, the big eyes, the head whip, the rap. Best video since D!ck in a Box.
Here is his appearance on Ellen: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5vX5m5rkPsY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5vX5m5rkPsY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
This is mean, but honest and truly, this is the first place my mind went when I saw that close-up of him:
hahaha i knew that Mattress Mac vid i capped would showup on here. btw, whatsup with the furniture business? Their must be a damn big damn good demand for them
I still think Hilton as SANTA with a CHAINSAW holds the top spot. If you're parents couldn't get you to go to bed early, that certainly would. And this'll turn an Osteen into an atheist: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AEn8a8VGr94"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AEn8a8VGr94" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Why will it turn Osteen? I don't understand. BTW, do Hilton's arms look like they're too short, or is that an illusion of the longer short sleeves? And, with all due respect... it's "your" as in the possessive pronoun, man. The word "you're" is the contraction of "you are". I can't believe how many of you dudes miss this.
I've been drinking. I'm a technical writer, so yeah, I know the difference between the possessive and the contraction. Thanks for the grammar lesson, 6th grade teacher woman. Do you know the difference between "further" and "farther" off the top of your head? (And don't give me crap about the popular tendencies toward their usage; rules are rules.) Or why you should say "arbitrary" instead of "random"? (See http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=123791) Don't make me drop more knowledge.
You're welcome. Alas, I think I can... Let me use each in a sentence, and then tell you the difference: I can easily notice the misuse of the contraction "you're" and further describe its use. I bet I can take a silly argument a lot farther than people think. FURTHER is comparative... but you can't use it to show distance... freak... you got me... I can tell you where it's used incorrectly, though. "You're" and "your" are easy to catch, man... and not easy to mix. I am just amazed at how so many native English speakers miss these. OK, OK, so you were drunk while posting, man... that explains it... OK? I get it!
Anybody know where I can get a custom made t-shirt online? I am going to get this printed on a t-shirt.
