I wrote a pretty little poem: Paper cuts, lawn darts, soap scum, Broken hearts, AIDS, Ants, Humidity, John Tesh, Stupidity Liars, Lies, Lice, Goth Priapism, Pessimism, The ice monster on Hoth The Price of Gas, the price of rent, the price is Right, the plague The Unabomber, Jeffrey Dahmer, sinusitis, Squeaky brakes Out-of-order ATMS, PMS, MSG, DUI, Double dippers, Floods, flies, flats, fleas Going bald, halitosis, infomercials, notes with post-its, Tom Green, earthquakes, Allergies, rats, snakes Dead beat dads, Celine Dion, car dings, Neon Deon Fabio, rubberneckers, Taxes, faxes, non sequiturs All of these things they suck it's true but none suck more than O.U. 404-not found, mudslinging, British pounds Back hair, being broke, road rage, Religious cults fraud, crack, warts, Sids, DOS, gnats, war, zits, Rust, debt, guilt, Spam, Asbestos and dishpan hands Hanson, Charles Manson, Hockey, non-stick pans that stick Mistaking cooking powdered chocolate when you want a Nestle Quick Having to work on holidays, hiccups, jock itch, hurricanes Jihad, the 4th Vacation movie, L R. Hubbard, Nazi's, pain Beggars, Bums, and hobos, paparazzi, pop-up ads Burnt Popcorn, pot holes, propaganda, Botox, bow ties, and boy bands (like hanson) Chiggers, cheaters, beepers, and dry heaving in the can The spins, and dander and panhandlers, dandruff, and Rather, Dan All of these things they suck it's true but none suck more than O.U. It's actually a song that I was going to record last night but given my wonderful laryngitis I won't be singing it this year. Sing it in a staccato eminem style rap. Some of the time the first word of the next line is said on the downbeat. Enjoy!
Hey, have you got a way to download your Astros song to CD yet! I've only been asking for a year now.
I dont usually keep up with college football too much but I have seen enough this year to think UT has this game. OU has looked horrible this season. Peterson is a badass but thats about it. UT should blow them out but who knows. They have a history of choking against OU in the past few years.
And I just realized that Chance's new song goes along very well to the lyrics of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Yeah, cause UT won't. I'm worried, but it's really hard to get too worried about Rhett Bomar, especially with AP banged up.
Lol, you should pull out a baseball bat, find a PT cruiser and start wailing on it saying "this is my mother****ing corner, metro aint got **** on me"
I actually wrote it while listening to a Bloodhoung gang beat on a loop. If my voice comes back b4 Friday we will lay it down and I'll post it for you guys.
This will be a great game for Texas...I plan on tailgating there on Saturday and then Tailgating on Sunday with the cowgirls...
I agree. That guy gets scared when he sees a blitz and I have a feeling Chizik is going to bring the heat. btw, I am going to this game.
The difference was the bonfire collapse was a traggic ACCIDENT and this jackass who blew himself up (while probably trying to take others with him) was a complete idiot... which makes him open for jokes in my book. You can't even compare the two situations, it is ridiculous to do so.
Svpernaut- as a fellow Longhorn, or just as a BBS reader, please go back and reread my post. I did not compare the circumstances OTHER than the fact that both involved the loss of life, and were not to be taken lightly. I'm not in the business of metaphoric pissing matches, just wanted to point out that it's not cool to be bemusing the loss of life in any situation, in my humble opinion. If you disagree, great. That's what makes this country and site great. That I can think it is equally ridiculous to make fun of someone's suicide, whether they took others with them or not. More than that, I wanted to point out that not only was it NOT originally UT fans making the initial jokes, but even if they were, it would hardly be grounds to assume that ALL UT fans think it was a hilarious situation. But that isn't something you insinuated or assumed, so that issue isn't with you by any means. Anyway, back to game talk....I'm pumped. This has to be the year, right? As they've said, if not now, then when? I think Vince will be the difference. Plain and simple. Our D played well enough to win last year, so we can't fault them for that. This year, the leadership and play-making ability of Vince will be the difference, and the fact that Mack might "actually" play freshmen in this game after the silliness behind sitting Benson years ago because he wasn't "ready" for the pressure of the game. No way you can sit Charles after the way he sacked up in Columbus. My gut tells me 37-20, so we'll see what happens. I've got a little bloodlust going on, wanting to repay OU for some serious ass-whippings recently. But I guess I shouldn't be too picky, and I should be grateful if UT comes out with a W. We'll see what happens, but it sucks that it's only Tuesday. Hurry up and come, Saturday!
just picked up my ticket today- I'm also going to dallas for all the festivities before and after the game and will be in the Cotton Bowl Sec 123 uppers but right on the 50 yrd line.
