I am not throwing into Yao Ming, he's untouchable. I will do Swift + TMac for Allan Houston + MoT if they insist.
I can see CD in court now. Immediately after acusations cd press conference: I would never trade these players. I love them with all my heart. After evidence goes out CD : I didn't know no meant no. Larry Bird just walked into my office at 3 a.m. I showed him the papers and he agreed willingly. I did not do anything that Larry Bird was not willing to do.
Well, if you are gonna go preposterous, you might as well go all out... http://www2.realgm.com/src_checktrade.php?tradeid=2558737
"Today we salute you Mr. Preposterous Trade Suggester. You call us up with a totally straight face and actually suggest trading the eleventh and twelfth man on the roster for a six time all star. With you managing the team you would throw caution to the wind and concoct a 5 team 23 player deal including the car valet at the stadium. So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light Mr. Preposterous Trade Suggester." Quick, somebody photoshop this quote with a funny pic in there so we can post the pic everytime a crazy trade thread comes up.
I'm all for a 'Trade Ideas and Speculation' forum. Anything to get those threads off the Game Action one. Sort of like how I'm hoping "Quite Frankly" keeps S.A.S. too busy to pollute the ESPN NBA coverage. Evan