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****, it happened again

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rafi, Mar 1, 2013.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    This is why i prefer women without self-esteem issues. They don't need cuddle b****es nor various other purse holders to make themselves feel better.
     
  2. Fyreball

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    So what you're saying is, his greeting to her should be, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

    This might not be a bad idea for you, Raf. :)
     
  3. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    So, you managed to get her (1) into your crib, (2) into your bed, (3) in front of a movie and you didn't seal the deal?

    She thinks has teh ghey bro.
     
  4. rezdawg

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    That's pretty much it...i'd take advantage of the fact that she said she's okay with being best friends, knowing that he wants her. Good times. If nothing else, just find entertainment in telling her you want to tap it. Over and over.
     
  5. tallanvor

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    A friendly, regular guy is introduced to a fat chick. He wants to be polite and nice to the fat chick, but there is a problem with this and every guy knows it. If he's nice to the fat chick she will become confused and clingy due to her desperation and loneliness. This eventually leads to some unfortunate situation where the friendly, regular guy is made to look like an *******.

    In your story, you are the fat, ugly chick. This girl has been friendly to you and you have gotten confused and clingy in your desperation. The simple explanation is you are ugly rafi. Aim lower.
     
  6. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    When I was 19, if a girl was (a) in my bed and (b) watching a movie with me, it generally meant (c) Stone Cold was gonna get it Piping Hot.

    I think he missed his window here by putting her on a pedestal and not moving when he had the chance.
     
  7. DudeWah

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    Reading the op's posts as well as some of the advice in here makes me cringe. It's like masculinity stopped existing for half the male population.
     
  8. Rafi

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    She kissed me. would a girl just kiss a guy she didn't find attractive or didn't see herself being with him? I know im not ugly.
     
  9. LCAhmed

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    was she drunk?
     
  10. Rafi

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    no, we were just cuddling while watching a movie on my bed. I whisper in her ear that she's so beautiful and then she just kissed me.
     
  11. tallanvor

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    Well are you poor? Maybe you are a loser. Those are the other two possibilities, but I am pretty sure it is just that you are ugly.
     
  12. DudeWah

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    It's probably a combination of one or many of those along with the fact that he has no manly qualities whatsoever.

    She kissed him and he couldn't do anything? Good ****ing grief.

    Brb praying for the future of all males.
     
  13. LCAhmed

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    To be honest with you, I think she might have found someone else and is trying to let you down easy. Proceed with caution.
     
  14. heypartner

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    Maybe she using cuddling on a bed watching a movie as her chance to brush against the johnson to size it up. Maybe Rafi has everything except the most important thing to her.
     
  15. Rafi

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    Hm well, I knew that she was still into her ex and didn't want to be her rebound or anything. and she also said they she needed to take things slow which i thought i should abide by her wishes
     
  16. el gnomo

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    Next time you are cuddled up in bed watching Sex and the City 2, or whatever other mind-numbing chick flick she ropes you into watching, just pull it out, put it in her hands, and see what happens. Easy game.
     
  17. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    All that time in your head is time you could have spent in her pants.
     
  18. LCAhmed

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    we got a winner
     
  19. hotballa

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    paging Han Solo...
     
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    This man speaks the truth.

    Actually, you should have put this in the GARM since the Hangout is not the place for good advice in these things.

    Rafi, you must ask yourself: what would Daryl Morey do?

    1) Get lots of girls as "best friends" = MORE ASSETS!
    - Forget your pride and the advise from the jocks here, we are not leaving pus.. value on the table here!

    2) Stay in active contact and show them you are willing to "deal"
    - You are the one "lowballing" them here. You are often seen pretty harmless so most will laugh at you, some will pity you, some might even have sex with you because they think it will make you stop pestering them!

    3) Do your homework!
    - Is there a loophole in there somewhere? Can you possibly isolate them for a moment so they have nobody else to fuc.. make a deal with?
    Not everybody is willing to go the extra mile here - so you have to be!

    4) Be available!
    - Every girl will have their moment of weakness - you have to have the flexibility to be there and close the deal.. Any of this won't do you much good if you don't pick up the phone when the opportunity to "fleece" Sacram... some girl appears out of thin air - AGAIN!

    5) Be predatory!
    - No second guessing the deal at the "trade deadline"! No, she isn't too drunk. Yes, she will feel fine about it in the morning. No, of course it doesn't hurt. No, of course it isn't anything infectious!

    6) Don't get too attached to your assets!
    - Always be ready to flip your assets. Let's say you have a 8 and a 10 and both are similarly available and vulnerable - you shouldn't need a degree from the MIT to know what to do here!

    7) Be aware of the market and you position
    - If you are the "Lakers" here, all this should become much more easy. (But you aren't, otherwise this thread wouldn't exist). Is your daddy by any chance Mark Cuban or Paul Allen? If not, then you have to become creative:

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    8) Get a good deal on some iPads!
    -Forget those who say you shouldn't give gifts! You should be sending iPads to every one of them and load them with (creepy) presentations of how awesome choice you would be. Emphasize the fun part since most girls are not too interested in the technical stuff. And leave the tax stuff out, it's too complicated for them!

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