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Is there any greater inducer of disappointment than breast enhancing bras?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Achilleus, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. swilkins

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  2. Isabel

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    quarters? that's not very impressive. At least use a roll of, say, half-dollars.

    :D
     
  3. AntiSonic

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    If you stick around with her long enough to sire a child they'll naturally inflate later on.

    Small ones > implants anyway.
     
  4. Isabel

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    :eek: OK, that settles it, I'm not having kids.

    (back in my brief attempt to act like a grown-up and settle down, I knew several women who were pregnant. They said they liked the early stages because your chest got bigger but not everything else yet. ummm, let's just say some of us don't need that problem.)
     
  5. MR. MEOWGI

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    tampon?
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Drama, is that you...
     
  7. Jeff

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    A friend of a friend once said about breast implants, "If I can touch them, they are real to me." :)

    As for calfs, ewwww. It looks like you have a goiter.
     
  8. Rasselas

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    lol -- Just to set the record straight, those are not, in fact, my calves.
     
  9. Dubious

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    flippy floppy fat bags
    flippy floppy fat bags
    flippy floppy fat bags
     
  10. macalu

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    i feel the same way. i can't stand it when girls treat me like i'm a piece of meat. i am a man, dammit. i have feelings too.
     
  11. swilkins

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    2-14 comes pretty damn close.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Jag Älskar Dej!!!!!?????

    jk, MB, no keel me, seeñor... no keel me... i'm yus keeeedennnnn!!!
     
  13. Faos

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    So what does that say about me putting a sock in my pants?
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    It depends. Are you putting the sock in your pants through a pocket, or between the tighty-whities, or going commando?
     

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