Who gets more poon tang than.... Wilt the Stilt Who has the most annoying voice than.... Mike Bibby Goes to less practice than AI Who looks more like Mr. Potato Head than... Bruce Bowen
Clueless PG game Steve Francis A funny face when being dunked on Shawn Bradley Pathetic BIGman game ( in love with 3pts shot ) Eddie Griffin The most ballhog instict Cuttino Mobley Pathetic rebounding prowess for a bigman Mo Taylor Pathetic looking fro hair Moochie Norris BIGGER mouth but can't back it up Cuttino Mobley
Timmy was choking bad. Didn't score a single point for like 27 mintes between 2nd and 4th. Steve Kerr saved the MVP and his team today.
More selfish than: Ricky Davis Better actor (in film) than: Ray Allen Worse actor than: Shaquille O'Neal Worse rapper than: Kobe Bryant Better SNL host than: Michael Jordan or Charles Barkley Eats more General Tso's Chicken than: Yao Ming More country than: Karl Malone More f*cked up grill (teeth) than: Jerome Williams Fallen further from superstar status more quickly than: Anfernee Hardaway More overpaid than : Kelvin Cato More hunger-enticing last name than: Darvin Ham Been stabbed more than: Paul Pierce More street than: Allen Iverson Better looking wife than: Jason Kidd More expectations than: LeBron James Choked more coaches than: Latrell Sprewell Tighter braids than: Donyell Marshall Looks more like an animal than: Jamal Mashburn More German than: Dirk Nowitzki More unpronounceable name than: Nikoloz Tskitishvili Hustles more on defense than: Ben Wallace Cooler white guy than: Jason Williams Got less playing time as a top rookie than: Mike Dunleavy Jr. Needs to retire more than: David Robinson More of a one man show than: Tracy McGrady More of a peanut head than: Reggie Miller More kidney problems than: Alonzo Mourning Needs more help on the court than: Kevin Garnett Bigger punk than: Rasheed Wallace Shot more people than: Jayson Williams Was to suppose to have more of an impact but didn't than: Andre Miller Calls more timeouts than he has than: Chris Webber More likely to play in E.T. II than: Sam Cassell
Unless Jason Williams has matured a lot in the past couple of years, he doesn't exactly strike me as a cool guy. This, the same guy who got in trouble repeatedly at Florida, and was recorded making racist and ignorant comments and shooting sounds at some fans courtside during a game, claiming he was going to do them "just like we did in Vietnam," or something to that effect? I think i'll go with anyone else in the coolest white guy category.
<i>Cooler white guy than: Jason Williams </i> Oh, about 20 white guys at least. Stupidity is uncool, regardless of handles. Mark Madsen is cool by comparison to that idiot. Coolest NBA player of Euro descent: Vlade Divac, no contest.
