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Is Say_Jack really Heypartner?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kbm, Apr 11, 2001.

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  1. Dr of Dunk

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    There's only been one instance where I thought I busted HeyPee on the multiple UID scam and that was a while ago when someone posted something I've only seen HeyPee do in a message.

    He puts about 3 commas where people usually put ellipses for dramatic pause. This other guy did the same thing. I had never seen that before. Hmmm...

    There are times I think ZRB as being HeyPee... he's got around 2000 posts but where? Even all the posts he's defending himself from "The Mob out to get him" can't possibly account for all those posts, can they?

    ...these and other conspiracy theories brought to you by Dr of Dunk

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  2. Dr of Dunk

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    Good point. Jeff's got long hair. Ali's got...well...I'm sure she's got some hair, too. And Jeff and HeyPee are both um... male. I'd go so far as to say Ali is the female manifestation of Jeff and HeyPee is the evil manifestation of Jeff's dark side. What more proof do you need? All three are the same person. Oh wait... all four... ZRB is the manifestation of something, too.

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  3. Dr of Dunk

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    I'm just kidding about the stuff above y'all... [​IMG]

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    That's very interesting Doc,,,
     
  5. ZRB

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    Fine guys, I give up. I tried hiding Turn, and that failed. I guess I'll have to confess this one too. I am Heypartner. Now, go run 24 high and PNR dammit! Remember, if it doens't fit Rudy's system, get the hell out. God I have to praise Mobley some more! MOBLEY IS BETTER THAN STEVE! THERE, I SAID IT! HA HA HA HA HA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    And with that, Heypartner's head finally explodes.

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  6. Dr of Dunk

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    Busted yet again!!!! Ali goes to Rice, HeyPee went to Rice, Jeff probably always wanted to go to Rice and he expresses this by creating the "Ali" and "HeyPee" id's, and ZRB... well... he's weird and probably eats a ton of rice or something. Then there's YOU. Your nick... Band Geek Mobster! The Rice band... The MOB!!!... you really go to Rice don't you? Or WISHED you could have gone, like Jeff.

    It's all starting to become clear...

    They're... all...
    around me...

    There's only me and... a bunch of Jeff's...

    I... I... I see Rice people. [​IMG]

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    Wow, maybe Doc should change his name to Sherlock homes!? His theories are far better then my wacked out, Twilight Zone theory. It's not as fun, but still good! [​IMG]

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    I've never gone to Rice, and I never desired to go to Rice, but I like a good bowl of rice,,,

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  9. Achebe

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    Mmmm... veggie samosa, chicken tikka, saag aloo, channa masala, garlic naan and rice.

    Oh yeah, and a Taj Mahal, b/c I don't feel fat enough already.

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    Yes,,, you figured me out Dr.Junk. I applied to Rice and got rejected.

    [​IMG]

    They took one look at my criminal record, and just like that they destroyed my dreams.

    Yes I had a dream once, a dream to be just like these people

    Life just ain't worth livin' anymore,,,

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  11. kbm

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    My english professor is from RICE and sounds like heypee too. Maybe she is heypee. If that is you teach, I promise I reading GOOD COUNTRY PEOPLE,,,

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  12. Vengeance

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    C'mon now, I don't see where it's physically possible for heypartner to have multiple accounts. He has well over 5000 posts!! He's ALWAYS HERE, ALWAYS POSTING. Most of us get overwhelmed by the number of posts here -- If I don't check it every couple hours, the volume of posts is so overwhelming I can't read most of it. How in the world could he post more than he already does!??

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    Easy, there are more then one heypartner. Think about it man, think about it!
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  14. Dr of Dunk

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    You seem quite........defensive of HeyPee, Vengeance. Why do you defend him so much. And ... your name... Vengeance. Could this be another of Jeff's manifestations? Nay, I say it is a manifestation of HeyPee who is a manifestation of Jeff. Could it be that you have something to hide?

    Something.....such as..... YOUR TRUE IDENTITY?

    I mean... the signs are all there... Vengeance... sounds like you're harboring a bit of animosity there. Why? You always wanted to go to Rice, didn't you? But, no... you couldn't play in THE MOB... you couldn't participate in NOD like all the other geeks... and now... now you want VENGEANCE.

    NONE OF YOU WILL HIDE FROM ME!!!! [​IMG]

    ...this is what happens when you program for about 5 hours straight without blinking or peeing (yes, two mutually exclusive somatic functions, but both are necessary nonetheless.)

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    Nothing like insane rationalization to prove your theory, eh Doc? [​IMG]

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  16. Pole

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    I'm sorry....but this thread is crap!

    And what's worse, it's replacing the most interesting thread in a long while.

    Regardless of which conspiracy theory is true, the China debate was damn entertaining.

    We are all asking the wrong question. Why was that thread closed?

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  17. CriscoKidd

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    Pole cuts to the heart.
    or just cuts the crap.

    nice.

    I am also curious as to why exactly it was closed.

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  18. RunninRaven

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    DoD is very convincing. I am starting to doubt that I, in fact, am currently not going to Rice. I remember my stepdad b****ing at me to apply to Rice... maybe I did even though I don't remember it! Maybe I to am a manifestation of Jeff! Oh god! The horror, the horror!

    ,,, and now for something completely different.

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  19. Puedlfor

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    Yes, the stopping of that thread was puzzling.

    Oh, I am Spartacus.

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  20. Dr of Dunk

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    Yes, this thread is crap. But we have a history of crap threads in the BBS Forum. If you want to know why the thread was closed, start a new thread in the Feedback Forum! Asking the question in a crap thread probably won't get the question much notice since people don't read crap threads!

    ...wondering what Achebe thinks of his "mmmm... 40g of fat" now. haha

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