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Is Kelly Clarkson Ugly?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by North Star, Oct 10, 2006.

  1. SamFisher

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    That's right; anybody who isn't impressed by a dumpy ass and cellulite thighs, coupled with a pancake flat chest is clearly queer as steer.
     
  2. Major Malcontent

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    Hey different strokes for different folks.

    I am glad that a lot of men consider any woman weighing a quarter ounce more than Mary-Kate Olsen as disgustingly fat. It makes for less competition for me.
     
  3. Van Gundier

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    Hey, I never said there was anything wrong with the folks who like boyish figures.
     
  4. SamFisher

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    Kelly clarkson has the figure of a narrow shouldered, fat assed teenaged boy.
     
  5. Yaozer

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    Queer as steer... hahahahah that's such a funny phrase
     
  6. AntiSonic

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    I never said one had to be impressed or ga-ga over her. Hell, I'm not. But if a male honestly thinks she is too fat, then I'm inclined to believe they don't really like women.
     
  7. Nice Rollin

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    i dont know where some of yall come from....Ugly is a harsh word.....UGLY is zeke astacio
     
  8. SamFisher

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    I get it, you like flat chests.

    Any male that is impressed with boobless wonders like clarkson = gehy.

    Making generalizations because people aren't impressed by a pear shaped celebrity = lame.
     
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  9. BMoney

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    Why are we talking about this?
     
  10. AntiSonic

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    Nice twisting there. I never said one thing about her breasts or that anyone should be impressed with her. I took issue with people calling her fat. Beauty is subjective and say what you will about anything else, but this notion that she is a porker is preposterous!
     
  11. DonnyMost

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    it's official. samfisher can argue about any god damned thing.
     
  12. Yonkers

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    Well, she's said that she is 5'4" and 125lbs. If she's honest about that then her BMI is 21.5 and within normal range. Even if she was fibbing a bit she would be in normal range.
    She's got some thunder thighs though. Gives her a pear shape, which isn't good.
     
  13. SamFisher

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    ..so is the notion that anybody who doesn't like her pear booty must be gay.

    [​IMG]
     
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    the fat dixie chick lost the fat. she's a hottie now.
     
  15. AntiSonic

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    I never said that. I said that guys that think women with her body type are too fat are in the closet. But upon further examination, probably a good portion of that sample are just trying to sound cool and would really bang her in a heartbeat if given the chance. :rolleyes:
     
  16. swilkins

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    She is very screwable and I'm just the man for the job.
     
  17. SamFisher

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    I hear you bro you are correct - below I attach some fwappage material for red blooded heteros such as yourself.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Yonkers

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    How is this not saying they're gay? She may not be fat based on BMI, but she's too fat for me. And no, I wouldn't bone her if given the chance... famous or no. You can have meat on your body and be attractive too. Look at Beyonce. Kelly Clarkson does not wear her big bonedness well.
     
  19. tinman

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    u have to prove this by posting a picture.
     
  20. swilkins

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    OK mate,

    There are too many counties in Texas that could relate to what you just said here, but I don't think you would want to visit them.

    Cheers
    ;)
     

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