hey, i thought I was moochie...wait, i can proove it, here is a picture of me: see man, if i wasn't moochie, din why would i be wearin dis funny hair?
Hey, speedball, LIAR, I can prove I'm Moochie Norris. My favorite color's platinum with dark metallic blue shimmer specks. You know that? No...because you're nuthin but a sad impersonation!!
in that case moochie, would you object to meeting up with me somewhere so i can beat you to death with a crowbar? purely for cap purposes i assure you. nothing personal.
Okay, I have a confession to make myself. I am really Thomas Hamilton, one time center for the Rockets. It hurts and pains me to read in this forum these jokes about my weight and calling me "Two Sandwiches". It is a good thing that you people can hide behind your computer screens because if I ever saw you in person, I would sit on all your asses! Now you will have to excuse me. It is time for my late night snack - barbecue ribs, 2 hamburgers, a taco, a T-Bone steak, and 50 chicken wings.