I think the best name for this kid should be: Patrick "The President" Patterson. Here's why he is The President: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Hetnnbj3dc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Hetnnbj3dc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
Im usually from the old school thinking of you have to "earn your nickname" but Project Pat is perfect! Sign me up for this one.
I like Pattle axe or General Pat-ton or a Pat-Load Pat-man or pat patterson but not pat pat no way you know he heard it his whole life