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Is It Patterson Nickname Time Yet?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by thumbs, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. Obito

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    "Pat" in general sounds gay. Sorry if anybody is called that in here.

    My vote goes for:

    Trick Patterns.
     
  2. Raiden87

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    how about Master P
     
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    PatterMAN!

    Patterman.
     
  5. Summer Song Giver

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    No PatPat so that leaves Rickterson.

    That dunk was an 8.7 on the Rickterson, it's like you know the dunk was massive cuz WuTang said it was an 8.7 on the richter son
     
  6. Cannonball

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    1) Nicknames derived from a players actual name, initials, and/or number are lame and unimaginative.

    2) Not every player needs a nickname.
     
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    P-money, powersaw, pattymelt,pattyO, Ptrick, 'trick, just naming names im bored :confused:
     
  8. Evilkaanevil

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    Let's call him....'T-mac v2' jk, that's horrible.
    What about.....D-TEPP (Down to Earth Patrick Patterson)
    IDK, don't bashe me please, lols
     
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    how about patty cake?
     
  10. thumbs

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    Will his triple doubles be called "Pat Tricks?" :grin:
     
  11. Summer Song Giver

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    Redneck dad is telling his dad to trick Patt out of something but he doesn't get to finish what that is because he realizes his son is missing.

    Pa trick Patt, er son?
     
  12. MrButtocks

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    Grandpa Pat
    The Graduate
    Mandry 2: Electric Boogaloo
     
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    Not that he needs it, but that nick name would be a steady reminder of the benefits that come with being a class act.

    .
     
  15. G.O.A.T.

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    Has a single Rocket ever ended up with one of these dorky nicknames suggested on any of these nickname threads?
     
  16. Pistol Pete

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    Hmm in order to do that we would have to interview his former girlfriends, lovers, etc... Hopefully it will be something family oriented that could be used like "Big Daddy" or "Wild Man," although we run a big risk there.

    However I think using his "sex names" would not be relevant in case.

    Personally I like:

    St. Patty
    Master P
     
  18. Garner

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    His twitter account:

    PdPatt

    sounds like Petie-Patt
     
  19. Jontro

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    Pat Landry's replacement.
     
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    I know he doesn't need a nickname, but it's fun just the same, relax. Pat-man
     

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