Is it ok to call your girlfriend McGrady?

That is not okay.*


*unless we win a championship, then feel free to both call her McGrady and even think about T-Mac during intercourse

 

I don't really have an opinion on it, but my wife, Yao Ming, says it's okay.

 

does she suck?

 

winner

 

(lies) without pics.

 

I hate you for making me laugh out loud at work and look like a weirdo.

 

just make it more specific to her...

everyone at work calls me K-Mac...

because my name starts with a K and I am a huge rockets fan.. DUH!!!

So its ok..

my husband calls me it not that much.. but it would not bother me.. we both are fans.. him just a little obsessive!

 

Only if she has a lazy eye.

 

There is a joke here.

 

Oh MAN! And it's a CLASSIC!

 

Then he would need to call her crazy eyes. Never sleepy eyes, that's just mean.

 

If her name is Tracy McRenolds, Tracy McDonald, Tracy McNabb, or any other last name that starts with 'Mc', then I say calling her 'T-Mac' is fair game.

 

That's the first thing I thought of.

 

Or if she eats lots of Big Macs. Does she eat lots of Big Macs?

EDIT- Now I want a Big Mac.

 

I'd say it's okay...but only if she yells and groans anytime you take the ball hard to the hole.

 

or disappears in the late stretches of the game...

 

i heard that girls named Traci are sexier than girls named Tracy.

 

EDIT: If that's NOT her name, why call her like that?? I don't get it... ohhh... she's... and her nam... ohhhh... OK... ok... gotcha. YEAH. It's fine.

That name was popular in the "industry" way back in the late '80s. I don't know about now. Oh, lords, what am I thinking about?

 

Does she impose her will on your game?