Is Facebook messed up for anyone else?

I don't like the new layout.

 

LOL MF'er HAHA, LMAO.

 

I can tell there is some beef goin on but why am I too lazy to read all those long ass posts?? lol

 

Being called an imbecile on the internet is like being called a 'stupid dummy face.'

Cue 10 replies of 'The Internet is Serious Business' pics.

 

Fatty likes this.

 

I am a little hesitant to ask, but did Fatty kill someone in Manny's family? Part of this thread kind of reads that way. That would help explain some of the drama here.

 

Then what will I do the rest of the day?

 

Well I wandered into the wrong thread......

 

Fatty FatBastard attacked you because Fatty FatBastard asked their Mafia to attack Manny. Send your friends after Fatty Fat now! 2 hours ago

 

I just don't get the hate for socializing. I mean chatting and flirting with women on a Sunday night is stupid and immature? Doesn't compute. For example, I was bugging two of these girls last night. But then again, I'm just an old douchebag...

 

Followed them into the Ladie's room, huh? Stay Classy.

 

Did you rename them?

 

Well, I didn't take the picture...

 

OMG!! Thank you, Hangout... I shall print out these threads, frame them, and then worship them.

 

Has anyone here ever heard of "PM?!?" Just sayin....I dont know what's goin on but it doesnt need to aired out in public like this. Bute hopefully you guys can come to a peaceful resolution on whatever THAT was and then post a status update on Facebook about it afterwards.

On the Facebook topic, I wish Facebook would dump all those stupid useless applications like "iSmile." I mean seriously, "Jeanie just sent you a smile using iSmile" ....WOW, WTF do I do with that smile?

 

or what about...so and so gave you a drink...or hit you with a water baloon. What am i supposed to do. Say thanks? or "nice throw"?

 

And I just got a "friend request" from the Texans' cheerleader that I keep calling "Mrs. Butterworth" for being so slow.

I'm better than you.

 

And I don't mean Manny. I mean ALL of you.

 

Just keep thinking that...

 

Fatty, that is AWESOME. Congratulations!

I would be lying if I told you that I didn’t fall asleep at night yearning, dreaming, and in many cases praying to all that is holy in this world, that one day, if all the stars somehow aligned, I would somehow manage to fulfill my life-long dream of getting a Facebook friend request from a Texans cheerleader that I called “Mrs. Butterworth” for being so slow.

You….YOU, my friend…..are indeed, in the truest sense of the word:

LIVING THE DREAM