That list alone should have been enough reason for Deke to have gotten playoff minutes versus against the Jazz! DAMN THAT JVG!!
He was elbowed in the SHOULDER--not the head. (DUH--if he elbowed Willis in the forehead, we'd already know the answer to this question!!! )
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Revisited: I guess no one has really tested Landry's forehead yet. His teeth, on the other hand, has proven to be vulnerable to the elbow.
What would happen if in the instant before the elbow to head collision, Karl Malone stuck his face in between? I believe this collision would result in a new form of energy and thus reduce our reliance on foreign oil. Of course, we would have to keep repeating this collision to sustain this new source of energy. BTW, a retired Karl will still do just fine for this scientific experiment......
i don't think anyone else got this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUjFRKWk6gQ hahahahahahahahaha
Many scientific circles I frequent have discussed this very situation as an inexpensive way to produce anti-matter.