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Irresitable Force vs. Immovable Object

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    Landry faints
     
  2. howe070523

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    Hands down post of the year.

    :D :D
     
  3. gotrock?

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    That list alone should have been enough reason for Deke to have gotten playoff minutes versus against the Jazz! DAMN THAT JVG!!
     
  4. gotrock?

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    He was elbowed in the SHOULDER--not the head.
    (DUH--if he elbowed Willis in the forehead, we'd already know the answer to this question!!! :D )
     
  5. mr_gootan

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    <a href="http://mrgootan.stripgenerator.com/2007/10/25/unstoppable-force-v-immovable-object.html"><img style="border: none;" src="http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/mrgootan/strip/2007/10/25/unstoppable-force-v-immovable-object_embed.png" alt="Unstoppable Force v. Immovable Object" title="Unstoppable Force v. Immovable Object" /></a>
     
  6. ReD_1

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    LOL.
    HILAAAAAARIOUS:D
     
  7. vator

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    Great thread...I really did laugh out loud when I read this.
     
  8. Carl Herrera

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    Revisited: I guess no one has really tested Landry's forehead yet.

    His teeth, on the other hand, has proven to be vulnerable to the elbow.
     
  9. RedRedemption

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    Irresistible? LOL. Title fail.
     
  10. RV6

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    we do remember Deke knocked out his tooth, right?
     
  11. BrotherFish

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    What would happen if in the instant before the elbow to head collision, Karl Malone stuck his face in between?

    I believe this collision would result in a new form of energy and thus reduce our reliance on foreign oil. Of course, we would have to keep repeating this collision to sustain this new source of energy. [​IMG]

    BTW, a retired Karl will still do just fine for this scientific experiment......
     
  12. gotsis

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    Fixed
     
  13. h0m3t0wnh3r0

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    EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mutombo's forearm is as hard as a shovel. No way your blockin that b!tch!
     
  16. StaticC4

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    After reading the list..it made me suddenly realize Deke should train to be an MMA fighter.
     
  17. DonnyMost

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    Deke already elbowed Landry and owned him once. So....
     
  18. kjhwang

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    Are you speaking in terms of matter and anti-matter? In that case, a huge explosion will occur.
     
  19. h0m3t0wnh3r0

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    deke should be a special guest on a tony ja movie! (protector 2?)
     
  20. KingCheetah

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    Many scientific circles I frequent have discussed this very situation as an inexpensive way to produce anti-matter.
     

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