Why not? So we just get a camera man to film us talking? That's boring. No set-up? C'mon, you don't have to answer a question if you don't like it, and you can stop the interview at any time. And I will be interviewed as well. It will be awesome - trust me. I'm not going to make either one of us look bad, just something that could be cool on the net. If I am going to spend money on doing this right, I'm not going to waste it just because I don't like you. I don't like you, but I'm motivated by bigger things than my distaste for you. And I'm going to be in this as well, so I'm going to be completely exposed. The last thing I want is to look bad by making you look bad. Capish? I'll poke fun of myself, and not make you look like a dufous. I have a lot more to lose in this than you do since I work in the industry. We need to do this documentary style or it will just be lame. You have to have fun with this Otto, if you do this with smoke smoldering from your head you'll look bad for sure. You don't like me, I don't like you, and I don't think you can say what you have to say to my face. But whatever you do, for your own sake, do it with the understanding you're creating a piece of entertainment.
What are you afraid will happen? What sort of arrangements will appease you such that we can interview you on camera before and after your supposed diatribe to my face?
If you don't tell me that they will not be there then I will not be coming. Period. You have more chance of convincing me to give you oral sex than you do of having me appear in front of your camera/interview team, and you should trust me when I tell you I am not giving you a head, either.
I can't record you without warning you before. You know that right? And considering I don't want to face any legal issues, I wouldn't film you without your WRITTEN permission. So you don't have to worry about me showing up with a crew if you're not going to allow me to film you anyway. There's no point. You're not a public figure, I can't record you without your permission. Last thing I will do is get sued. So again, what do you want to do? No film? Then how will anything be proven? where's the fun? What's the point? C'mon, dude, seize the challenge!!!! Take a chance! The worst that can happen is we all have a good laugh. Your name will remain annoymous - that can be in a contract. I will give you equal access to all the footage - that will be in the contract - so in case I do anything foul, you will have the chance to set the record straight - fair?
Ah. The "royal we." Except that there isn't anything royal about it. D&D. Impeach Barbara Bush for Having George W. Heartless Hypocrite.
This is not exactly the ClutchFans video we are hoping for, ya know? But I knew it would come to this.
