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[Internet] Brother Pwns Sister Via Facebook. LOL!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. Kojirou

    Kojirou Member

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    I wouldn't humiliate my younger sister in this way as it makes you out to be a massive dick at the same time in front of everyone, but I'd just as soon punch her face as talk to her again if I ever met her again.

    I'm inclined to think it's fake -aside from the brother getting ahold of the list, it's a move that also shows that he's a massive dick at the same time, and such a self-destructive move just puzzles me. It is fairly hilarious however.
     
  2. Rashmon

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    Yeh, here's how a real man keeps count...
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  3. BEAT LA

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    It's funny we know that. In this scenario, we know the girl could/has gotten some if it's not fake. I am tired of how much guys chase girls. You would think one day they would realize if they all stopped, it would be so much easier to get some. Women would show their true colors, and they would stop playing these cat and mouse games.

    Last summer, I heard this girl liked me. I didn't think much of her, so I didn't try hard to seduce her. I heard of her past and she had been through a few guys. I got my friend outside of the room and went for a kiss. She rejected it, and I went on with my life. Recently, I saw her at my friends house and I didn't give her any attention. Everyone went to sleep, I was watching TNT Thursday, and she put her leg on my leg. We were both sitting on the couch so I picked it up and moved it. She came on to me several more times, and I walked out after AK47 hit a three - game over.

    To sum it up, it was hard when she knew she had me. Easy, when I didn't want her anymore.
     
  4. Summer Song Giver

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    That's interesting; I had something similar happen but it was hard when I knew I had her and limp when I was done.
     
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  5. JuanValdez

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    Yeah, I have kids, including 3 daughters, and I don't find it very funny at all.
     
  6. juicystream

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    Odd, I find it funny, but I have a son, no daughter. It would be cruel, but it is fake.
     
  7. Yonkers

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    Dayum, that is cold stuff. But I lol'd so thanks for that.
     
  8. Depressio

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    You know it's fake because there are no arms/legs sticking out of the mylar pouch.
     
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  9. JuanValdez

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    I also suspect it is fake.

    But, the gender of our children might have nothing to do with it. I might be a sensitive, compassionate person while you might be a heartless b*stard.
     
  10. ItsMyFault

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    Good one Mr. Valdez. Props.
     
  11. juicystream

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    No, I'm pretty sensitive to the fact that the parents took his beer. :grin:

    The whole school would have known already if she was a slut. It wouldn't have been a surprise.
     
  12. moestavern19

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    I don't think the alleged slutiness is quite as interesting as the fact that she had an actual record of what she had done with who.


    The moral of the story here is obviously don't narc on your brother if you're hiding proof of strumpet status somewhere in your room.
     
  13. TheRealist137

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    Not that funny, though if I were the sister I would have just denied it and claimed he made everything up. No one can prove it.
     
  14. moestavern19

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    Except Brian, Brett, Adrian, Russell, etc.
     
  15. juicystream

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    What, they kept the dress?

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    Or maybe they

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  16. moestavern19

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    My money would be on pictures sent via cell phone.
     
  17. juicystream

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    I forget everybody is sexting.
     
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  19. ItsMyFault

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    The brother must have some girly handwriting then.
     
  20. juicystream

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    The writing isn't that feminine.
     

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