Insulting my inner Jedi

Liar. Everyone knows that Chewbacca is female and is Amidala's secret lesbian lover.

 

its no ones fault but my own for reading this thread but dang it i didnt want to know that

 

"Saving throw against homosexualty: Failed..."

This was the funniest thing I read all week. Does that make me a nerd for getting the joke? I guess it probably does. I bet I'm not the only one though.

 

Nope, you're not. That was the funniest thing for me, too.

 

Have you seen Triumph's trip to the opening of Attack of the Clones. Everyone was dressed up like Star Wars characters...really freaky. There was a wedding between a guy dressed as Darth Maul and a girl dressed as Leia. Triumph was, surprise, insulting them all. Hilarious.

Then this guy dressed in a Darth Vader costume comes walking towards Triumph like he's gonna kick his ass or something. And Triumph goes up to him...looks at the buttons and lights on Darth Vader's chest and says, "which one of these do you push to call your parents to come pick you up?"

I cried laughing. I'm laughing now remembering it. Brilliant.

 

Yeah, that was one of the funniest moments on Conan I've ever seen.. ridiculously funny