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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Oct 25, 2010.

  1. DonkeyMagic

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    Substitute chemistry teacher.

    Math tutor.

    Prison barber.

    Nearsighted gynecologist.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

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    Fixed. :eek:
     
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    If by roast you mean giving men reach arounds then yes, yes he is roasting ereybody
     
  4. RoxSqaud

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    Y'all mad lol.
     
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    To be fair it would be farsighted.
     
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    I'm mad at Swoly.
    My messin with DD is pure instinct.
     
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    I would play you like Fox news and force you to go Rush Limbaugh !

    ;)

    As for instinct, stop dribbling and start dishing.....all left hand no passing players....pffft......weaksauce.

    heheheh...

    DD
     
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    take it up with the writers of Hook.
     
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    Where are the videos of me passing?
    It's a fact that my opponents lateral movement isn't as quick when I go left,
    not taking advantage would be plain dumb.

    You know what imma stop arguing with you about pickup basketball, I have more basketball instinct in my dislocated left pinkey than you and your YMCA
    vietnam veterans combined.
     
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    I will. Soon as I wiki all involved.
     
  14. DaDakota

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    Instinct? Dribbling left, clanging off balance 12 footers in the lane, and ignoring wide open teamates on the baseline.

    What are you a Moochie Norris clone?

    LOL - and my team of agent orangers are still whuppin up on young athletic wannabees with our read and reactness....of course the reading is still keen, but the reacting, well......

    ;)

    Can't believe I lost out on free rep from Swoly....lol....heheh.....oh well, gotta go back to my JR high insulting everyone roots.

    DD
     
  15. jcee15

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    If you notice my release is the same, off balance or not.
    I know the veteran tricks DD, after the 6th time down, I'm gonna get free from the box outs, whoever is defending me will be tired, he'll give me the 3 point shot, I'll bust. He'll commit, I'll blow by pull up jumper, wet. He'll commit, I'll blow by, catch the help with a hesitation for an easy layup.
    Ya'll will switch, and say he goes left, I'll still go left, force a commit, dish, game blouses.

    Defensively, I'll run through the picks, people will stop setting them because it hurts, I'll jump the passing lane on a weak ass backdoor cut. come down court and shoot a runner from 3, splashtown.
     
  16. DaDakota

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    Sounds great as long as you are being guarded by an Oompa Loompa (or Sam Fisher), because anyone over 4 feet would chuck your weak left handed sauce into the 3rd row.....

    Just over play the left hand....that is all you gotta do....

    :)

    DD
     
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    You have to be about 6'5" with length and quickness to block me, lol
    even then you'd have to time it perfect,
    Force me right, I'll go right, lol. I'll hit you with an in and out, since you're forcing me left, you'll be outta position, leaving a myriad of options to exploit.
    You can't touch my 4.4 son
     
  18. DaDakota

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    I don't care what kind of truck you drive, 4x4 or not.

    ;)

    DD
     
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    I do have a Jeep son :p
     
  20. DaDakota

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    That is the only way you can do 40 yards in 4.4 seconds....and even that is questionable.

    DD
     

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