Insult me? Offend me? Never.

I dunno...I came pretty close. :grin:

 

stop smoking Swoly.

 

Your physique seems exceptional. Clearly you are a peasant, a noble could afford sloth.
Your breath is like the wind of an ox. Your last meal was of suspect quality.
Your beliefs are superficial, and your culture is substandard.

 

Gave it a shot. If you're not going to offended by a DD comparison, then I give up.

 

I would try to insult you, but I know that you couldn't take it, and since you are such a crappy provider for your family that your wife has to work so you guys can make ends meat, I don't want to insult you, I will just conitnue to pity you.





How was that?

:grin:

DD

 

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That's what you said.

 

Ouch, man. Too far. Have you no soul?

 

You have a tinywang? Your dad rode seabiscuit? You were there when steve irwin was killed? You have a virgin mary figurine that cries salsa?
You like warm pepsi? You beat dead horses? **** you Swoly D's nutz

 

Yo mama so fat she ate two sandwiches for breakfast.

 

Apostrophes are for p*****s, I prefer commas in the bank account.

Now go mow my lawn el moco !!

DD

 

GTFO DD

 

You are a worthless piece of scum. You are a waste of space,air, food, and water. You're kids, your parents, your wife, and God all hate you. The world will be a better place without you. When you die, you will burn a hell.

Spoiler

That wasn't fun to type.

 

Try using your right hand on the dribble for once.



DD

 

Try dribbling for once, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I dribbled on your mom's chin and chest last night.

DD

 

Touche my ball sack, my mother's too drunk to be an astronaut.

 

DD is roasting whoever steps in his way!