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Insider Info on TroyBaros--featuring the DUKE OF TRUTH

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by The Full Monty, Jun 21, 2002.

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  1. The Full Monty

    The Full Monty Member

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    Like TroyBaros, I have insiders at cc.net who can't post what they want. But I can. They trust me with the full naked truth.

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    Will knows who TroyBaros is.
    He said I could tell you
    but he only wants me to
    explain it via cryptic haikus
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    Rub elbows and stare
    I wear 5 and you wear 3
    A Francis Posse

    Stevie is leaving
    Bobblehead essays are fixed
    I know for a fact

    Talk, Talk, No Listen
    Words bare cries of playground crimes
    Never being picked

    Work for the Rockets?
    A true insider forever! but
    Women against me

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    And LHutz emailed me this
    because he forgot his password
    or (more likely) is misspelling it.
    This is THE TRUTH
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    Here's what he wrote:

    Does DUKE of TRUTH have the truth? "I DO NOT KNOW, THEY DONOT TELL ME ANYTHING!!!!" AH! That is you they don't tell! Not the DUKE. I attract insidiers. Yesterday I got an email from Clutch, I will cutpaste it here:

    Hyfeusihf fhjhk fhnh cmcmu u reu 74328 cncn id2-01 c ,4; c63289 cch4ui?

    Hfny9r3h fb fdsh 478284 nmf/.

    Woops that does not look write, well Clutch ask me I should write a column on Francis because no one will belief Fran Dinglebury. I laugh st that question. DUKE dont work for no money. but I have demads.

    ONE, DUKE will be taken sereously and NO LAUGTER you understand me?!??! See, I done a lot of things to get respect this time around.

    Next, cltuch pays for proof-ridding, because the Truth is too hard to read for some.

    Three, uh, DUKE cannot think of three, so two it is!

    I will speak the truth about TroyBaros. It was very conpusing for non incidiers who dont have DUKEs emales, you wend to clutchchityCOM all the time and the site got real ugly like my ex-wife (that ho). Truth is: you are no Dr Crocket or Jeff Black and you have no exaggeraser points!!! for you name, or the title THE DUKE!!!

    DUKE read these rumors in that say Mike Dunleaving is coming to the Rockets as #1


    Huh?

    Right.

    THAT CANNOT HAPPEN, you know why!??

    WHITE MEN DO NOT GET PICKED #1. Believe, I know that much. You hunger members dont go scrumbling to proveDUKIEwrong.com to proof-ridd my facts. They ARE FACTS. Your werent born the last time a white man was picked #1. DUKE is RIGHT! THat leaves Yao. Yao is yellow, and DUKE is not a RACIST. Except for suptid people.

    DUKE can proof this too who are the Senator MacDonaldism racists. I go to one of those transalators and typed in TroyBarus. Do you know what the DUKE find for you across the sea in China. I will give this for free as a pecies offring for giving us tallest players.

    Truth is: TroyBarus is an anaconda for Yao Rob-r-US it is a sublimial racerist warning that Yao will rob our US, just like the pinko florine in our water the rob us of our precious bodily fluids, but you kiddies wont remember. TRUST THE DUKE/

    TroyBarus is right about one thing.

    Get Riddy RUddy, his days are numbred. DUKE knows. You will know DUKEs need no insidiers. I am right and you Ruddy lovers can eat those words taht I feed you. Read my posts. I will not have to post again. You will see. I will come back as

    Doc LHutz!!!

    Only the DUKE deserve titles and three exaggeraser poinst.


    DUKE!!! DUKE!!! DUKE!!!

    dont forget this is Copywriting by THE DUKE. If you claim it as yours, I will sue.
     
    #1 The Full Monty, Jun 21, 2002
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2002
  2. NJRocket

    NJRocket Contributing Member

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    3, 2, 1, ...
     
    #2 NJRocket, Jun 21, 2002
  3. drapg

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    is someone drunk?
     
    #3 drapg, Jun 21, 2002
  4. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    LMAO!! You did a great parody of LHutz... guess your letting it all hang out. :D

    Whatever happened to him, anyway??
     
    #4 Deckard, Jun 21, 2002
  5. DCballer

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    What the HELL? Are you drunk? It's only 1 o'clock.:eek:
     
    #5 DCballer, Jun 21, 2002
  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Guys, LHutz is a classic member of the BBS. And someone, hopefully, will explain where he's been, or what's happened to him. The guy was hilarious, and he ain't from Brazil!
     
    #6 Deckard, Jun 21, 2002
  7. knifejc

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    Ok after reading that i'm totally lost:rolleyes:
     
    #7 knifejc, Jun 21, 2002
  8. rocketlaunch

    rocketlaunch Contributing Member

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    what in the hell was that...
     
    #8 rocketlaunch, Jun 21, 2002
  9. Baseballa

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    ya...uhh... same here:confused:
     
    #9 Baseballa, Jun 21, 2002
  10. RocketsPimp

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    A suggestion: You should try the search option next time before posting.
     
    #10 RocketsPimp, Jun 21, 2002
  11. Dennis2112

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    Now can someone please break out their code ring and decrypt the message!:D :D :D
     
    #11 Dennis2112, Jun 21, 2002
  12. Plowman

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    I don't know about all the decoding,but The Dr.Strangelove ref. to Sterling Hayden has me rolling. :D
    ..possibly Sterling and the Clippers?
     
    #12 Plowman, Jun 21, 2002
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  13. rocketsfan

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    What the hell was th......never mind! :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:
     
    #13 rocketsfan, Jun 21, 2002
  14. bsb8532

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    The pinko florine taking away our bodily fluids was a reference to Dr. Strangelove as well.

    Ming is apparently stealing our collective juices. Of course the guy who thought Commies were stealing our juices also shot himself so I'm worried about you Duke.
     
    #14 bsb8532, Jun 21, 2002
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Alex, who is Fran Blinebury?
     
    #15 boomboom, Jun 21, 2002
  16. ROCKET!!!

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    Okay, Okay...I got this one all figured out.....

    Ummmmm, oh wait!

    I've got three exaggeraser poinst!!!:eek:
     
    #16 ROCKET!!!, Jun 21, 2002
  17. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    The Full Monty, that has to be one of the best impersonations of LHutz ever... lol... hey, wait... are YOU LHutz?! :confused: ;)

    Thanks for the laugh after an otherwise boring day... :)
     
    #17 Dr of Dunk, Jun 21, 2002
  18. TroyBaros

    TroyBaros "Special" Friend of Steve Francis

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    your right

    Dumb pointless and a waste of space.
     
    #18 TroyBaros, Jun 21, 2002
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2002
  19. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

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    You had to quote the entire post to say "waste of space"???

    BTW, too many references to Dr. Strangelove gives this one away. The Full Monty, your personality is showing! :)
     
    #19 Behad, Jun 21, 2002
  20. Sphere

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    What you talking about Willis!!!!
     
    #20 Sphere, Jun 21, 2002
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