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Some of my friends used to do this back home. I used to think they were kinda homosexual so I forgave them for it.
I don't get it - you slap a guy in the balls - do you follow up with "no homo"? I'm sorry, if you are trying to touch another mans balls in any way, that would be homo. Fine if you're both gay, but otherwise it's sexual assault and pretty much the worst man-card violation I can imagine. *sigh* and the whuss/puss/dumb/ification of America continues.
So it's summertime for the kids now, and the adults have a couple of beers over dinner, and later the kids and friends are rambunctious and such... and they start trying to tackle me... and I fend them off with no danger... but I taunt my kid with a "is THAT all you GOT?" and in the brief flash of an eye, right before I double over in pain about to toss my fajitas, I catch a glimpse of my kid raising up, rearing back and launching a right cross to my junk. Needless to say, we had a little talk... when my voice returned. Anyway, couldn't help but think of this thread. I do have to note that I think this is just a case of me taunting the lilliputians in a compromising spot rather than a child on the wrong road to "sack tapping." Or a guy can hope.
Spoiler Don't they have girls to do this for them? Spoiler It's much funner. Spoiler What's the capital of Thailand? Spoiler Bangkok!
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Another fake trend invented last month by lazy journalists, along with "vodka eyeballing". http://www.slate.com/id/2255927/
I remember a game called Nut Check back in high school. It was basically a back-hand to the nuts when you weren't expecting it. Like a group of friends in the hall way..."Hey, alright man so I'll see you at lunch. Nut Check!" You were forced to pay attention all day at school as you walked through the hall ways, and hung out with friends. I never wanted to play, but whenever I got hit...I had to at least get them back later.
I think thats what their referring to. Definitely hated it too. I actually wonder how how you have to be hit in order to have some kind of testicular trauma. I mean I be hit be hard there accidentally by variety of stuff, but never to the point of vomiting. By then again I don't want to feel it firsthand.
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