Yeah, I've always heard that girls bathrooms are much worse than guys. I've also heard (from going to school in the hospital) that a room full of poo is a LOT better than a room full of vomit. This leads to a funny story. The other day, my step-dad apparently had a HUGE load to let loose. Now, I'm the unlucky one, and my bedroom sits RIGHT next to the bathroom. I could smell it as he was going (IT WAS SO AWFUL). I even yelled at him as he was on the pot. Anyways, I have to go pee about 10 minutes later, so I go in there. I lift the seat, and it feels like there's water on my hand. I look down, and there is a HUGE glob of semi-solid poop on my hand! It was the most disgusting thing in the world. Luckily, like I said before...the hospital thing, I've seen some things, and it wasn't so bad. The bad thing was that I had to finish my pee, then wash my hands. Pretty disgusting stuff, there.
That all depends on what you find disgusting. I watched my friend one time puke all over his comforter. I pushed him away, held my breath, and shoved the entire thing in his washer, put a ton of detergent in it, and let it go. Plus I can't tell you how many times I've had to pull a girls hair back when they puke. But there is no way in hell I'm touching, or even dealing with poop. It just disgusts me. My biggest example was when my mom was going through her aneurisym. She was incontinent for a few weeks. I couldn't do it. I had to leave the room and let my dad take care of it. Everyone has their own threshhold. Pooping and farting is mine. I know we all do it, but I don't want to recognize it. Different strokes, I suppose. Oh, and btw, when I was a bartender at Timberwolf, they smell better than the men's rr, but they just leave the nastiest stuff all over the toilets.
So you were holding some poo in one hand, and your Johnson in the other? At the same time? Good Stuff!
At the same time! Now, if I would have goofed up and crossed hands, I might have killed my step-dad. That, or I would have had to be committed to an asylum.
Why didn't you clean it up? I think that you and your wife are complete peices of garbage for leaving it for someone else.
Awh great way to start the day My neighbor growing up would intentionally crap his pants to go home early from school. I remember one day after PE we both were in the bathroom and he was like "im going home to go play some nintendo". I was like huh. He proceeds to sit down and just lets it go. And than was like i gotta go tell MRS (?) I'm still today impressed by his dedication to nintendo.
