I am offended by the term anal-rapist or a$$man (men), it implies that I forced anal sex on an unsuspecting victims. The term anal-rapist is a misnomer for an-alra-pist. Analrapists, or Anal Therapists are specialized doctors who are responsible for removing foreign objects, appratuses, body parts, and creatures. Often, many of our patients experience unfortunate accidents, after sometimes locating them selves on certain recliners or sitting areas without looking, or common mishaps during sexual activity that involve stimulating tissue and organs located in the anal cavity. We ana....an-alra-pist take our work very seriously. We want our patients to live life without discomfort...a life without proper bowel movement and improperly wedged devices in rectal area. Furthermore, our profession offers counseling session to patients in effort for them to reattain proper bowel movement, 10-week seminar in how to look and sit down properly without getting objects or animals wedge into you as.....anal cavity, and 5 week seminar in how you should engage in proper anal sex, or sexual stimulation. Even as doctors, we encourage social awareness on maintaining a healthy anal cavity. Only for the purpose of health, our community wants people to take proper care of their anus, like they would their teeth or heart. Every part of your body is imperative to your health, the human body is like a wonderous machine. Through arduous research and study, we as an - alra-pist work on the foundation that people are generally more happier with or been able to use perfectly good as....anal cavities. People (especially women) should not feel ashamed about any part of their anatomy....such feeling can result into depression, uncontrollable weight gain, anxiety, consitpation, stomach cramps, and retention. Regardless of age, race, creed, religion, socioeconomic status, sexual orientation, and all that other stuff, the community of analrapists or anal therapist guarantee any or all indivduals who seek help from us the benefit of living a fulfilled life of aspirations guilt free from certain embrassments, inhibitions, or insecurities patients might experience with their anus, rectum, and all related organs. Now enjoy yourself a peace of @ss. NSFW Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler CAUTION: Our association or medical practice has not been approved by the American Medical Association, Doctors Without Borders, Doctors for Life International, the Catholic Church, and every state, except Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Maine, Nevada, New Hampshire, and Vermont. The states mentioned above have approved anal therapy practices, as legitimate healthcare services and for its promotion of therauptic methods and safe sitting, as well as safe sex.
For all MAC fans... a friend found this one: (wide dimensions) Spoiler And asked me to put it on a black background, so I did: (wide dimensions) Spoiler A FAIL for Spoiler I kid, man... i don't wish this on no one... but use "Preview Post" before you post...
