My thoughts on Transformers. The Minorities The African American Transformer Blaster Jazz The Homosexual Transformers Perceptor was about as fruity as they come Wheelie was the atheltic gay transformer The chick Arcee (Springer was one lucky dude) The Emo Transformer Sad, Shockwave is bad ass becuase he is a gun but he is depressed so Megatron leaves his emo ass all alone on Cybertron. Jetfire/Skyfire really give SHockwave a run for biggest emo Transformer of all time The Obese transformer Gnaw is just a fatty The ESL transformer English is deffinatley Grimlock's second language The Elderly Kup.. my man!
I always thought Wheelie was the "special" Transformer. You know, the one that wears the yellow safety helmet, wields safety scissors and non-toxic markers, and drools a lot.
