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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. No Worries

    No Worries Member

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    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    To show that he wasn't chicken.
     
  2. cavevato

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    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT !!!
    DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
     
  3. JeopardE

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    Serves him right for being such a wiener. Hope poppa washed his Heinz after that.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    That's rude of you, Royals Ego.
     
  5. IROC it

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    Did you hear that Michael Jackson is now dating 36 year-olds?












    Because there are three dozen of them.



    (disgusting, I know)
     
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  6. aussiejack

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    what's small and taps at a window?

    a baby in a microwave


    why did wendy fall off the swings?

    cos she had no arms
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    lol, I thought Falcons Talon was going to post this.
     
  8. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    Here is joke for you:


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  9. ReD_1

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    Why is blonde girl crawling in the supermarket?
























    She's looking for lower prices. :p
     

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