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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DarkHorse, Oct 7, 2010.

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  1. Jontro

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    In Morey We Trust
    Next off season will be key
    Giterdun Morey
     
    #21 Jontro, Oct 8, 2010
  2. Eric Riley

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    Follow Yao to house.
    Who wants to sex Mutombo?
    Sura fall in faint.
     
    #22 Eric Riley, Oct 8, 2010
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    Gotta laugh out loud
    At lack of education
    Must not procreate
     
    #23 ChievousFTFace, Oct 8, 2010
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    King Yao Ming returns
    As cyborg from the future
    Rockets win it all
     
    #24 ChievousFTFace, Oct 8, 2010
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    even falling stars
    shines brighter on the way down
    new season, new hope


    the moist air is chilled
    I can see my breath breath life
    basketball is here
     
    #25 RocketRaccoon, Oct 8, 2010
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  6. payaso

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    Another Rockets season
    And I'm here in Austin
    Nothing but the Spurs.
    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
    #26 payaso, Oct 8, 2010
  7. payaso

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    DISREGARD
    DISREGARD
    DISREGARD
     
    #27 payaso, Oct 8, 2010
  8. payaso

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    Eager dummy? Yes
    Inattention to stanzas
    earned wrath of ClutchFans.



    Take 2:

    <ahem>

    New Rockets Season
    And I'm stuck here in Austin
    Nothing but the Spurs.

    there's a bright boy. :rolleyes:
     
    #28 payaso, Oct 8, 2010
  9. Jontro

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    Hahaha I lol'd
    I thought this was serious
    Or maybe you were?
     
    #29 Jontro, Oct 8, 2010
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    Eggshell feet of Yao
    Will not survive the pounding...
    Good-bye, champyunship!
     
    #30 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
  11. rox81

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    "If we stay healthy..."
    If I win the lottery...
    If wild pigs could fly....
     
    #31 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
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    Yao made of Jell-O
    Going to rim becomes yellow
    Please sign Carmelo!

    [Yellow as in "afraid", not as in "East Asian complexion".]
     
    #32 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
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    Kobe wants three-peat
    With Artest, it's no mean feat
    Go Miami Heat!
     
    #33 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
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    Who made up this thread?
    He created a monster!
    Please stop my posting

    My style you're roasting
    Your skills I am still toasting
    For real: no boasting

    Running my motor
    (Power Dancer, I showed her!)
    Where's DaDakotar?
     
    #34 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
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    You're all full of fear
    This post started off quite queer
    Now I'm outta here!
     
    #35 rox81, Oct 8, 2010
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    Haiku count can be
    also 'seven - five - seven'
    Not as frequent, though
     
    #36 optAmystik, Oct 8, 2010
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    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
    slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
    DD Aaron Brooks

    ;)
     
    #37 Deuce, Oct 8, 2010
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    Can't wear collarless shirts now
    Poor Coach Adleman
    Champions dress for success!
     
    #38 optAmystik, Oct 8, 2010
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    Rocket Ball is back
    Hakeem is helping Howard
    Can our club be Champs?
     
    #39 optAmystik, Oct 8, 2010
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    Hopeful we're rockets
    Rearing red glare at Yao's feet.
    Still, little man, we hope.
     
    #40 mFt82, Oct 8, 2010
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