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In need of a little advice on a bizarre relationship debacle...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Mar 4, 2006.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    So theres this girl right...
     
    #81 moestavern19, Apr 26, 2006
  2. rrj_gamz

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    So, what every happened...I'm in the gossipy kind of mood...
     
    #82 rrj_gamz, Apr 26, 2006
  3. vtkp99

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    Um, me too, since the Rockets are out of the playoff
     
    #83 vtkp99, Apr 26, 2006
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Me too. As the young, hip kids say we need more "drama" over here.
     
    #84 Mr. Brightside, Apr 26, 2006
  5. chow_yun_fat

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    No..we dont want more drama here. It might be entertaining at first, but it'll quickly become annoying. Go to the other bazillion of internet message boards if u want drama. :mad:
     
    #85 chow_yun_fat, Apr 26, 2006
  6. finalsbound

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    Too bad. I'm going to tell you exactly what happened. Well I was coming back to my dorm a few weeks ago, and I had just pulled out my ID card to get into the door when headlights flashed on me and a huge white van drove up right beside me and three huge guys grabbed me and threw me in the back. This boy I've been having so much trouble with, Jason, was in the car and he told me that he was kidnapping me and was going to kill me when we got to where we were going. After knocking me out with the butt of a rifle I suppose they drove to the Waco airport, because the next thing I knew I was in California on a beach, with Jason and 40 or so black-clad ninjas. Needless to say, I was TERRIFIED OUT OF MY MIND. Jason pulled out a knife, and told me, "Since you won't accept me, I will have to end your life, right now." He thrusts the knife toward the skin of my neck, and then...

    Out of nowhere, MOESTAVERN19 AKA DEREK runs and grabs the knife! Wrestling it from Jason, he then kicked him in the face, knocking him out cold! I watched in terror as the 40 highly skilled ninjas ran toward Derek hurling their silver star weapons at him! All 40 of 'em! I winced as I awaited his fate, but with a skill unbeknownst to man he dodged all of them! It was like watching a character in one of those movies with the CRAZY special effects, they didn't even TOUCH him.

    What happened in the next minute was something I cannot easily put into words. Derek singlehandedly killed every single ninja with a mere swift punch in each of their faces. I was like OMGZ WHAT BRUTE FORCE THIS MAN IS SUPER HUMAN!! After slaying all of my killers he came over to me with no hair out of place, took my hand and with a sweet smile said "Are you alright, ma'am?" I melted as I looked into his sincere eyes and kissed him longingly as the wind blew softly and the waves washed onto the shore. It was quite possibly the greatest moment of my life. So yea, he's dead. And I have a new man in my life, a real man, the greatest man in the entire world.

    <3
     
    #86 finalsbound, Apr 26, 2006
  7. Davidoff

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    ^LMAO.. :D WTF??? :confused:
     
    #87 Davidoff, Apr 26, 2006
  8. moestavern19

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    oh.... my...
     
    #88 moestavern19, Apr 26, 2006
  9. Miguel

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    Hi, this post is all about DFins, REAL DFins. This post is awesome. My name is Miguel and I can't stop thinking about DFins. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    Facts:
    1. DFins are mammals.
    2. DFins fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the DFin is to flip out and kill people.

    Testimonial:
    DFins can kill anyone they want! DFins cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this DFin who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the DFin killed the whole town. My friend Kam said that he saw a DFin totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that DFins have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
     
    #89 Miguel, Apr 26, 2006
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    How did Moes get her access password?

    :D

    DD
     
    #90 DaDakota, Apr 26, 2006
  11. torque

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    That story sucked Finley cant save a damn thing. Wait. Nevermind, Brand cant save a damn thing. :(

    Good story Shannon.
     
    #91 torque, Apr 26, 2006
  12. Dubious

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    Did he have on a robe and a wizard hat?
     
    #92 Dubious, Apr 26, 2006
  13. bladeage

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    he has a hat and wizard robe.
     
    #93 bladeage, Apr 26, 2006
  14. finalsbound

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    It happened, there's actual accounts of 41 dead bodies on the California coast. :eek:
     
    #94 finalsbound, Apr 26, 2006
  15. Burzmali

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    So basically, you were interested in the guy until he started acting like a nice guy, which turned you off, and you dropped it like it's hot.

    :cool:

    All of you guys that have had situations like this, take note. Girls may say that they are looking for nice guys, but that's a lie. They are attracted to men . If this guy had acted like a man, finalsbound would still be into him. Imagine that instead of being clingy after a couple of dates, he ignored her for a couple of days.

    Ah, women.
     
    #95 Burzmali, Apr 26, 2006
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I fixed that for you.
     
    #96 StupidMoniker, Apr 27, 2006
  17. finalsbound

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    I'd just like to say, not all girls go after assholes, I guarantee you that.

    Kthx.<3
     
    #97 finalsbound, Apr 27, 2006
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    Good for you........

    But.... I am an *******. :p
     
    #98 Fatty FatBastard, Apr 27, 2006
  19. Saint Louis

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    True words, very true. It took me forever to learn that simple rule.

    Women are basically evil. Once you accept that, they are easier to live with.
     
    #99 Saint Louis, Apr 27, 2006
  20. geeimsobored

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    And yet the number of those that dont go after "assholes" is so much smaller than what one would think.

    People are irrational, but man when it comes to relationships, irrationality takes on a whole new meaning.
     
    #100 geeimsobored, Apr 27, 2006
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