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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Haymitch

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    OP needs to deliver the goods
     
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    you can crop the pics!
     
  3. joepu

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    that's OR not AND btw.
     
  4. Karolik

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    Just black out parts of her body. Just want to see her face to see that it really is her and OP is not lying. Her face is already plastered over the internet, so I doubt she cares.
     
  5. LosPollosHermanos

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    even if he gets neg repped its going to be drowned out by all the reps he gets lol
     
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    Sure! Let's encourage prostitution! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Haymitch

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    Yes, let's!
     
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  9. jae713

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    Maybe OP is in a sex induced coma.
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    she's an escort , not a prostitute, prostitution is illegal.
     
  11. mfastx

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    The OP returns!

    Hopefully he delivers, like that one guy who posted semi-nude pics of his underage gf lmao.
     
  12. jae713

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    No... wait, he is back. This thread has the potential to beat EL Hitmen's thread.
     
  13. GRENDEL

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    It is consensual sex. Why would you care? Nobody is getting taken advantage of here.
     
  15. Cannonball

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    I googled the phone number. Some dude said she wanted $400/hour so he walked.

    OP, did you pay $400?
     
  16. IPSAC

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    The person that I met last night was not her. It was a dark hair chick (better off for me because I'm into dark hair b****es). She said her friend couldn't make it so she came instead. At first I was a little bit suspicious but than I was like who cares I getting laid by 6/10. Pics coming soon.
     
  17. K mf G

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    holy crap, it was real......
     
  18. mrm32

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    Checking in before epic reveal.
     
  19. TexasFight

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    I don't think anyone is forcing you to read this thread. why **** all over it? i don't come into your threads and make fun of your chimichanga or burrito discussion or your feelings about oxford commas.
     
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  20. gambingo

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    Dam!!! I'll be a male escort in a heart beat if the pay is $400/hr...my goodness.
     

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