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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. TdashDUB

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    [​IMG]
     
    #821 TdashDUB, Dec 7, 2013
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    Holy**** this just gave me an awesome laugh.
     
    #822 LosPollosHermanos, Dec 7, 2013
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    You know I get the humor in this....but this is still ****ed up. Give the guy a break
     
    #823 roxxfan, Dec 7, 2013
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    Can someone recap everything from page 1, I don't feel like reading through 42 pages.
     
    #824 roksoer, Dec 7, 2013
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    This.

    Cliff notes anybody?
     
    #825 RocketBlood, Dec 7, 2013
  6. LCAhmed

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    OP finds an escort to have a good time with.
    OP goes AWOL for a bit leaving the board alone with its thoughts.
    OP comesback with story of what happened.
    OP did not get same escort as original pic
    OP shares pic of actual escort (Super overpaid)
    Tdub hits up original escort
    Tdub is in a favorable position with original escort.
    OP gets embarrassed

    Original Escort
    Actual Escort

     
    #826 LCAhmed, Dec 7, 2013
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    Oh wow that's pretty funny, so how do we know Tdub is telling the truth?
     
    #827 roksoer, Dec 7, 2013
  8. LCAhmed

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    He posted videos of phone call conversations. Im not gonna fish through 42 pages to find them.
     
    #828 LCAhmed, Dec 7, 2013
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    LOL. You have some drawing skills as well, nice bro.
     
    #829 rawool, Dec 7, 2013
  10. RocketBlood

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    Repped for the cliffs.

    Do you happen to know the phone muber of the original escort? She's hot.

    I wanna treat myself to sexual intercoarse with no strings attached. It's the end of the year and I deserve it to myself.
     
    #830 RocketBlood, Dec 7, 2013
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    Okay, make you're own thread and make sure it includes...... EPIC
     
    #831 Rox11, Dec 7, 2013
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    wear a cahhhndumm!
    [​IMG]
     
    #832 LosPollosHermanos, Dec 7, 2013
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    .......... I ran through the first 42


    Just strange. Lol
     
    #833 tmacfor35, Dec 7, 2013
  14. heypartner

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    Sorry for the necro bump, but couldn't resist.

    Looks like the escort made it as a Houston Papercity Cover Girl... Did anyone else notice this rag out in the stands this week and immediately wonder if it was the same girl as IPSAC's rag?

    [​IMG]
     
    #834 heypartner, May 8, 2015
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    Yes heyp. I had a classic "I can't explain ClutchFans to these people" moment when I saw it.

    Me: "this is hilarious. It's that woman from...."
    Friend: "from...?"
    Me: "oh nevermind."

    Everything matches but the eyebrows.
     
    #835 bobloblaw, May 8, 2015
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    Yes, it's back!
     
    #836 KDJ3, May 8, 2015
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    Yes, bobloblaw, me too. I was at Chocolate Factory with my mom and niece and saw that and grabbed one to view the credits. They said, "do you read that??!" I'm like..."uh, sure."

    According to the credits, the model is Katie Moore. get on it CFnet
     
    #837 heypartner, May 8, 2015
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    So if she's now a model, has the OP been redeemed?
     
    #838 HR Dept, May 8, 2015
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    Oyyyyy yah boiz!! This thread is back!
     
    #839 dachuda86, May 8, 2015
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    Unfortunately OP was banned lol
     
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