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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Member

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    time will tell... if not OP has won trolling.
     
  2. The Real Shady

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    Eat her butt.
     
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  3. Caltex2

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    Insert "This will not end well" demotivational poster.
     
  4. Jontro

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    I second this... OP may need some viagra.
     
  5. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Member

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    that too lol
     
  6. thisiscaketown

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    Surely OP will deliver.
     
  7. srrm

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    Looks like it's business time!

    <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/AqZcYPEszN8?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/AqZcYPEszN8?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
     
  8. TheRealist137

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    Most escorts are ugly and post fake pictures. There is a 90% chance that the girl you actually see is completely different and a lot uglier than the girl in the pictures. They are hoping that once you are already in the same room you just go with it instead of backing out.

    All of the legit hot escorts are going to be well out of your price range, and will definitely not be advertising on those shady sites. They are usually on exclusive websites, the ones that have reviews and everything, and don't just let anybody post an ad. If not they aren't even online at all and you have to know right people to get into contact with them.

    There is a 10% chance that the girl is just a naive newbie and the pictures are actually her, but don't count on it.
     
  9. hotballa

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    damnit, why am I always late to these threads? Page 4!

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  10. Kam

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    The poster tore his acl recently, has nothing better to do?
     
  11. Felixthecat

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    OP...i have some wristbands you might be interested in after your date. :grin:
     
  12. Fyreball

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    And. Here. We. Go.
     
  13. RKREBORN

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    I hope this guys still alive
     
  14. percicles

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    How do you know OP is poor? Maybe he has bigtexxx style oil hooker slush fund.
     
  15. Han Solo

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    hahah gotta love russell peters
     
  16. jayhow92

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    I have a hunch that OP is going to blow it.
     
  17. RKREBORN

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    Giggity
     
  18. rezdawg

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    For hot escorts, travel to Vegas. The rest of them, good luck having them live up to any pics you see online.

    My only escort experience was in a club in Vegas...I was drunk and had the courage to step up to a 10...we talked for a couple hours at the club, grabbed a bite at 4 am, and then she asked me how much Im willing to pay. :eek: Complete buzzkill. I told her she needed to pay me and we went our separate ways. FML.

    In any case, pics please.
     
  19. LCAhmed

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    Look forward to reading this again tomorrow evening when I am not fasting...
     
  20. Felixthecat

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    Someone's in a palace inn bathtub crying and cleaning right about now.
     

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