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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    I still remember the one thread in Hangout that seriously had me ACTUALLY fall off my chair laughing. (only time it has happened in 15 years)




    Don't "Nair" your sack...


    oh and dachuda....that is disturbing.:(
     
    #661 Rockets2K, Jul 12, 2013
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  2. juicystream

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    Damn, why did I have to miss that thread.

    Would have saved me some, uh... burning.
     
    #662 juicystream, Jul 12, 2013
  3. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Well done! :-D-
     
    #663 Deckard, Jul 12, 2013
  4. Rockets2K

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    heh, yeah I saw your post in the Dont Nair your Sack Pt II thread I ran across while looking for Troy's classic.
     
    #664 Rockets2K, Jul 12, 2013
  5. Houst0ne

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    Recap?
     
    #665 Houst0ne, Jul 12, 2013
  6. LonghornFan

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    Just re-read that thread R2K. Whatever happened to Chance, the guy who wrote the Yao Ming song? We used to email back and forth about chit and then dude just disappeared.
     
    #666 LonghornFan, Jul 12, 2013
  7. YallMean

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    how much?
     
    #667 YallMean, Jul 12, 2013
  8. Rockets2K

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    Near as I can recall, Chance's presence on the board started trailing off when he got the gig as a sports radio producer.

    I dont know of any banning, so I assume he just got too busy to come by anymore....a shame, he was a good poster.
     
    #668 Rockets2K, Jul 12, 2013
  9. BEAT LA

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    Part of what made this thread fun for those who enjoyed it is the OP delivered after they feared being almu'd. Then he posted more pics of the rat and things just got worse. Tdub scaring the OP who fell in love with a hooker was funny too.

    But, chances are the OP is not a troll.
     
    #669 BEAT LA, Jul 12, 2013
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    Summertime on Clutchfans.

    [​IMG]
     
    #670 rocketsjudoka, Jul 12, 2013
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  11. Amel

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    TdashDUB turned this thread around

    Classic!
     
    #671 Amel, Jul 12, 2013
  12. So Good

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    I was reading and about to abort until TdashDUB posted those videos. Took me an hour but got through the entire thread.
     
    #672 So Good, Jul 12, 2013
  13. Mr. Brightside

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    The jokes on you guys. IPSAC just had sex and the rest of you are at work jerking off to the Best Ass thread.
     
    #673 Mr. Brightside, Jul 12, 2013
  14. Rockets2K

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    hmmm, lets see

    He posted in the middle of the night, so that would mean I had just gone to bed after having sex with my wife who doesnt look like a raccoon and doesnt look like a major crackhead....adn didnt cost me $400

    So I guess I win.

    What did I win?
     
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  15. LonghornFan

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    You won #swag
     
    #675 LonghornFan, Jul 12, 2013
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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  17. FishBulb913

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    Hahahaha
     
    #677 FishBulb913, Jul 12, 2013
  18. Cannonball

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    Not as epic as the SCK cartoons, but not bad.
     
    #678 Cannonball, Jul 12, 2013
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    You're right, it didn't cost you $400...it cost a WHOLE lot more!

    I'm kidding. I fully support marriage and all the costs that come with it.
     
    #679 KDJ3, Jul 13, 2013
  20. Ziggy

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    I asked the same question like 2 days ago - http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=8110609&postcount=307. Great minds bro, great minds...
     
    #680 Ziggy, Jul 13, 2013
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