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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    TAKE PICTURES.

    Then tell her you love her.
     
  2. percicles

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    Potentially epic thread needs a theme song.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s-XolL_1dN0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  3. LCAhmed

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    Insert popcorn eating image here
     
  4. mrm32

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  5. IPSAC

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    No I'm still here, she should be here soon. I'm going to be off CF soon so you guys probably will hear from me later tonight or tomarow. Btw I have no doubt it's going to be really her. All her pictures looks like in Houston.
     
  6. Jontro

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    Quick dude, rub one out now so you can last longer when she comes.
     
  7. platypus

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    This is gonna be good.
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  8. percicles

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    Time stamp all potential pics. or have her pose in front of your computer while clutchfans is on your browser.
     
  9. FishBulb913

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    Wouldn't it truly be epic if this escort was on clutchfans, saw this thread, and decided to cancel the "date"
     
  10. fchowd0311

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    Just be mentally prepared for just about anything... and when I mean anything I mean penis.
     
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  11. VanityHalfBlack

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    that would be considered a:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NW8LPgv4NK0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  12. rawool

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    Checking in. Insert 'Dis gon b gud' pic.
     
  13. fchowd0311

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    The epic part would be having an actual escort being a member of Clutchfans.
     
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  15. Cannonball

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    The 2nd pic clearly shows a cab with an 832 area code. Pretty sure it's Houston. And all the links in your search say Houston or Texas.

    Still may not be the same girl that shows up, but it's plausible.
     
  16. LCAhmed

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    Speaking of escorts, the new fuel efficiency of escorts nowadays is really mind blowing

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  17. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Anyone seen Ronny? Hmm...
     
  18. conquistador#11

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    congrats. this has been in my to do list for a long time.





    is this thread serious?
     
  19. Jontro

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. fchowd0311

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    btw... just to be safe op are you packing any heat? Because there might be a small chance you might need it.
     

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