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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    TAKE PICTURES.

    Then tell her you love her.
     
    #41 Jontro, Jul 10, 2013
  2. percicles

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    Potentially epic thread needs a theme song.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s-XolL_1dN0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #42 percicles, Jul 10, 2013
  3. LCAhmed

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    Insert popcorn eating image here
     
    #43 LCAhmed, Jul 10, 2013
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    #44 mrm32, Jul 10, 2013
    BHannes2BHonest, oelman44, IBTL and 1 other person like this.
  5. IPSAC

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    No I'm still here, she should be here soon. I'm going to be off CF soon so you guys probably will hear from me later tonight or tomarow. Btw I have no doubt it's going to be really her. All her pictures looks like in Houston.
     
    #45 IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013
  6. Jontro

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    Quick dude, rub one out now so you can last longer when she comes.
     
    #46 Jontro, Jul 10, 2013
  7. platypus

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    This is gonna be good.
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    #47 platypus, Jul 10, 2013
  8. percicles

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    Time stamp all potential pics. or have her pose in front of your computer while clutchfans is on your browser.
     
    #48 percicles, Jul 10, 2013
  9. FishBulb913

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    Wouldn't it truly be epic if this escort was on clutchfans, saw this thread, and decided to cancel the "date"
     
    #49 FishBulb913, Jul 10, 2013
  10. fchowd0311

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    Just be mentally prepared for just about anything... and when I mean anything I mean penis.
     
    #50 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
    theimpossibles1 and Harrisment like this.
  11. VanityHalfBlack

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    that would be considered a:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NW8LPgv4NK0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #51 VanityHalfBlack, Jul 10, 2013
  12. rawool

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    Checking in. Insert 'Dis gon b gud' pic.
     
    #52 rawool, Jul 10, 2013
  13. fchowd0311

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    The epic part would be having an actual escort being a member of Clutchfans.
     
    #53 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  14. srrm

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    #54 srrm, Jul 10, 2013
  15. Cannonball

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    The 2nd pic clearly shows a cab with an 832 area code. Pretty sure it's Houston. And all the links in your search say Houston or Texas.

    Still may not be the same girl that shows up, but it's plausible.
     
    #55 Cannonball, Jul 10, 2013
  16. LCAhmed

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    Speaking of escorts, the new fuel efficiency of escorts nowadays is really mind blowing

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    #56 LCAhmed, Jul 10, 2013
  17. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Anyone seen Ronny? Hmm...
     
    #57 CometsWin, Jul 10, 2013
  18. conquistador#11

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    congrats. this has been in my to do list for a long time.





    is this thread serious?
     
    #58 conquistador#11, Jul 10, 2013
  19. Jontro

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    #59 Jontro, Jul 10, 2013
  20. fchowd0311

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    btw... just to be safe op are you packing any heat? Because there might be a small chance you might need it.
     
    #60 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
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