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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    FIFY.

    Why would anyone want to enlarge that picture?
     
    #301 Juxtaposed Jolt, Jul 11, 2013
  2. greatpacha1

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    i dont know if im more dissapointed in OP, or the fact im still in this thread...
     
    #302 greatpacha1, Jul 11, 2013
  3. Anticope

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    Nah, it had way more potential than this.
     
    #303 Anticope, Jul 11, 2013
  4. the shark

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    "Who cares I getting laid"

    Thank you for the laugh
     
    #304 the shark, Jul 11, 2013
  5. Rocket River

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    You guys are too funny

    Rocket River
     
    #305 Rocket River, Jul 11, 2013
  6. conquistador#11

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    a friend of mine is curious. if you go for 30 minutes, do you still have to pay the $400. thanks in advance, i mean, my friend thanks you in advance. =)
     
    #306 conquistador#11, Jul 11, 2013
  7. the shark

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    This is a dude!!
     
    #307 the shark, Jul 11, 2013
  8. the shark

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    A 5/10 is WAY too generous.

    I guess he has the same standards as Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) in "Blue Velvet"....."I'LL **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES".
     
    #308 the shark, Jul 11, 2013
  9. the shark

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    Yes you got laid but the more important question is what else did you get?
     
    #309 the shark, Jul 11, 2013
  10. Rockets2K

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    /if NOT troll

    Those are of the original post girl, we all knew he wasnt actually getting her. It was gonna be a bait and switch from the very beginning. Lol @ her friend couldnt come so she did, yeah right.

    The real trick is to see if you can google pic match the picture of the raccoon.
     
    #310 Rockets2K, Jul 11, 2013
  11. TdashDUB

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    I hadn't read the rest of the thread but judging from Jade herself... OP trolled us

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Bf7qfGkUI4s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #311 TdashDUB, Jul 11, 2013
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  12. RV6

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    I can't believe you guys.


    Clearly, the first chick is Howard and the second one is Kaman.



    It happened!!!
     
    #312 RV6, Jul 11, 2013
  13. Yonkers

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    CSI Dubwerth
     
    #313 Yonkers, Jul 11, 2013
  14. mrm32

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    Haha wow OP looks so stupid now. How does one just fail at trolling? There will be no other like SCK.
     
    #314 mrm32, Jul 11, 2013
  15. Cannonball

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    C'mon man. We already know he didn't meet with "Jade" last night. You should've dug deeper. Asked her if she sent a friend. Asked her what her rate is.
     
    #315 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  16. LosPollosHermanos

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    Well technically he is right, she didn't see him last night.
     
    #316 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
  17. TdashDUB

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    DAMMIT!!

    Like I said I didn't read the rest of the thread :(
     
    #317 TdashDUB, Jul 11, 2013
  18. LosPollosHermanos

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    My take: OP could have posted any of those chicks from backpage as the bate and switch....you don't just post the picture he did for lulz.
     
    #318 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uni6MhgaDzs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #319 v3.0, Jul 11, 2013
  20. juicystream

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    Not that she would necessarily be honest...

    Only way to find out, somebody has to agree to meet her. You also need to ask her if she has a friend available as well, just in case that friend is real, and not just the same person like you would expect.

    Pull up CF, and compare picture to her. Only way to know.

    BTW, easy back out is that she doesn't look like her pic. As long as no pimp is there, you should be fine. If one is there, you might get robbed.
     
    #320 juicystream, Jul 11, 2013
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