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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    FIFY.

    Why would anyone want to enlarge that picture?
     
  2. greatpacha1

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    i dont know if im more dissapointed in OP, or the fact im still in this thread...
     
  3. Anticope

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    Nah, it had way more potential than this.
     
  4. the shark

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    "Who cares I getting laid"

    Thank you for the laugh
     
  5. Rocket River

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    You guys are too funny

    Rocket River
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    a friend of mine is curious. if you go for 30 minutes, do you still have to pay the $400. thanks in advance, i mean, my friend thanks you in advance. =)
     
  7. the shark

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    This is a dude!!
     
  8. the shark

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    A 5/10 is WAY too generous.

    I guess he has the same standards as Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) in "Blue Velvet"....."I'LL **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES".
     
  9. the shark

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    Yes you got laid but the more important question is what else did you get?
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    /if NOT troll

    Those are of the original post girl, we all knew he wasnt actually getting her. It was gonna be a bait and switch from the very beginning. Lol @ her friend couldnt come so she did, yeah right.

    The real trick is to see if you can google pic match the picture of the raccoon.
     
  11. TdashDUB

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    I hadn't read the rest of the thread but judging from Jade herself... OP trolled us

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Bf7qfGkUI4s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  12. RV6

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    I can't believe you guys.


    Clearly, the first chick is Howard and the second one is Kaman.



    It happened!!!
     
  13. Yonkers

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    CSI Dubwerth
     
  14. mrm32

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    Haha wow OP looks so stupid now. How does one just fail at trolling? There will be no other like SCK.
     
  15. Cannonball

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    C'mon man. We already know he didn't meet with "Jade" last night. You should've dug deeper. Asked her if she sent a friend. Asked her what her rate is.
     
  16. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    Well technically he is right, she didn't see him last night.
     
  17. TdashDUB

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    DAMMIT!!

    Like I said I didn't read the rest of the thread :(
     
  18. LosPollosHermanos

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    My take: OP could have posted any of those chicks from backpage as the bate and switch....you don't just post the picture he did for lulz.
     
  19. v3.0

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uni6MhgaDzs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  20. juicystream

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    Not that she would necessarily be honest...

    Only way to find out, somebody has to agree to meet her. You also need to ask her if she has a friend available as well, just in case that friend is real, and not just the same person like you would expect.

    Pull up CF, and compare picture to her. Only way to know.

    BTW, easy back out is that she doesn't look like her pic. As long as no pimp is there, you should be fine. If one is there, you might get robbed.
     

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