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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. GRENDEL

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    Yep, a better troll would have kept up the act longer....

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    #261 GRENDEL, Jul 11, 2013
  2. IBTL

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    I know Ive seen white lips like that before somewhere

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    The story was 5% believable until this part:

    it would have been more trollworthy to post pics of an arm, maybe a blurry faraway pic but unfortunately the jig is up. OP had us there for a bit but unfortunately the suspense couldnt last.

    Friend of my had a tijuana w**** problem that I knew was an issue when he started having prostitutes as facebook friends. He had his own song at the whorehouse that played when he walked in. He went as far as to take a w**** to the movies in mexico. I told him that the point of a w**** was to bang not go see movies. He tried to make it into some kind of date.

    If you are single and looking for some easy strange should try hitting the swingers scene. You can bang some dudes wife while her husband high 5's you. Better stories to be had from there, slightly safer.

    Dominoe Motherfu**CKER!!! ;)
     
    #262 IBTL, Jul 11, 2013
  3. IPSAC

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    This is the real deal everyone. She was my escort last night. I just don't appreciate the comments people are making but guess it was all my fault for posting picture of her..... whatever.
     
    #263 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
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    #264 R0ckets03, Jul 11, 2013
  5. GRENDEL

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  6. srrm

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    Don't mind them man, they're just having some fun. Thanks for providing some entertainment.

    A word to the wise though: I think you should remember to get tested; don't want lingering effects from this
     
    #266 srrm, Jul 11, 2013
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    #267 Fyreball, Jul 11, 2013
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    #268 BamBam, Jul 11, 2013
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    Hahaha thankfully not.
     
    #269 mfastx, Jul 11, 2013
  10. Fyreball

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    I was hoping you wouldn't get the bait-n-switch pulled on you, but it's obvious that it was always gonna happen. Anyways, glad you had fun. I hope you coated your junk with some kind of industrial strength polymer.
     
    #270 Fyreball, Jul 11, 2013
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    If true just answer the question.
     
    #271 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  12. LosPollosHermanos

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    I think it was real, he didn't expect all these comments though lol and now he's embarrased.
     
    #272 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 11, 2013
  13. RunninRaven

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    Out of curiosity, IPSAC, what did you get charged for that girl?
     
    #273 RunninRaven, Jul 11, 2013
  14. GRENDEL

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    Remember to pick up your free shirts on the way out......

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    #274 GRENDEL, Jul 11, 2013
  15. the futants

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    IF this is real...props to him for following through AND sharing a pic.
    Seriously.

    Good for you, son. I do hope this wasn't your "first time."
    Cheers!
     
    #275 the futants, Jul 11, 2013
  16. BDswangHTX

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    wtf OP. wtf.
     
    #276 BDswangHTX, Jul 11, 2013
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    Come on man...not only did you have the balls to call up an escort but you posted it here before the deed and now no details?

    I have 2 questions:

    1. How much did you really pay for her?

    2. Why is her mascara running?
     
    #277 Felixthecat, Jul 11, 2013
  18. IPSAC

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    I will no longer post anymore details especially the price.
     
    #278 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
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    Who the hell posts a thumbnail image?
     
    #279 stthomsfinest, Jul 11, 2013
  20. sugrlndkid

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLL....cant believe that yall all got super trolled...I told yall to reverse google search the image...and you wouldve seen that this is a common image for multiple entries on the backpage lists...lol...and he cropped out more than half the pic...

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uknDkAw-tU
     
    #280 sugrlndkid, Jul 11, 2013
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