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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. Yonkers

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    Had to jump into this thread so I would get updates. Getting epic.
     
    #241 Yonkers, Jul 11, 2013
  2. IPSAC

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    you guys stop making fun of her. I love her.
     
    #242 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  3. MoonDogg

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    Torn between......

    [​IMG]

    Or

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    #243 MoonDogg, Jul 11, 2013
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  4. CCorn

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    I'm not talking about reputation. Soliciting prostitution isn't legal... Why make it public knowledge you're doing it before the act. Not saying oh no he's going to get busted, just seems like a dumb thing to do.
     
    #244 CCorn, Jul 11, 2013
  5. ScolaIsBallin

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    You are either a really weird dude for loving a prostitute or a troll.. Most likely a troll
     
    #245 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 11, 2013
  6. droopy421

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    How much did she cost?
     
    #246 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  7. conquistador#11

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    this has honey pooh bear alternate account written all over it. sucks. it had a chance at greatness, this thread. Someone once told me that the saddest thing in life is wasted talent. damn you, op.
     
    #247 conquistador#11, Jul 11, 2013
  8. Cannonball

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    Personal experience?
     
    #248 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  9. SwoLy-D

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    Jose, Pancho, Hugo, Paco, Luis, and Flor, right? :confused:
     
    #249 SwoLy-D, Jul 11, 2013
  10. RedRedemption

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    Ok. Its definitely fake guys LOL.
     
    #250 RedRedemption, Jul 11, 2013
  11. Cannonball

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    Well played, OP. Well played.
     
    #251 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  12. Roxnostalgia

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    Thats cool, breh. Plus once your kid is born and she makes you marry her you'll be able to show the kid this epic thread. How many of us have a thread on Clutchfans about our parents first date/ our conception?
     
    #252 Roxnostalgia, Jul 11, 2013
  13. Kyakko

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    Facepalm at anyone who thinks this is real. He's obviously an existing user who created this account to troll you guys.
     
    #253 Kyakko, Jul 11, 2013
  14. RedRedemption

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    We had hope. Once he posted the picture of his real "escort" then I knew it was over.
     
    #254 RedRedemption, Jul 11, 2013
  15. CCorn

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    Hey brehs.

    Just got an escort too. She didn't come out like the picture either...

    Pic spoilered of her because nsfw.
    [​IMG]
     
    #255 CCorn, Jul 11, 2013
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  16. TexasStake

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    [​IMG]


    my girl in my left handed shorts
     
    #256 TexasStake, Jul 11, 2013
  17. RedRedemption

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    [​IMG]
     
    #257 RedRedemption, Jul 11, 2013
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    You had to go and ruin the fun. Damn. I actually believed it too.
     
    #258 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  19. IPSAC

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    MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS UP!
     
    #259 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
  20. Rockets1988-

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    You sir, are a certified troll.
     
    #260 Rockets1988-, Jul 11, 2013
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