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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Yonkers

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    Had to jump into this thread so I would get updates. Getting epic.
     
  2. IPSAC

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    you guys stop making fun of her. I love her.
     
  3. MoonDogg

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    Torn between......

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    Or

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  4. CCorn

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    I'm not talking about reputation. Soliciting prostitution isn't legal... Why make it public knowledge you're doing it before the act. Not saying oh no he's going to get busted, just seems like a dumb thing to do.
     
  5. ScolaIsBallin

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    You are either a really weird dude for loving a prostitute or a troll.. Most likely a troll
     
  6. droopy421

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    How much did she cost?
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    this has honey pooh bear alternate account written all over it. sucks. it had a chance at greatness, this thread. Someone once told me that the saddest thing in life is wasted talent. damn you, op.
     
  8. Cannonball

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    Personal experience?
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    Jose, Pancho, Hugo, Paco, Luis, and Flor, right? :confused:
     
  10. RedRedemption

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    Ok. Its definitely fake guys LOL.
     
  11. Cannonball

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    Well played, OP. Well played.
     
  12. Roxnostalgia

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    Thats cool, breh. Plus once your kid is born and she makes you marry her you'll be able to show the kid this epic thread. How many of us have a thread on Clutchfans about our parents first date/ our conception?
     
  13. Kyakko

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    Facepalm at anyone who thinks this is real. He's obviously an existing user who created this account to troll you guys.
     
  14. RedRedemption

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    We had hope. Once he posted the picture of his real "escort" then I knew it was over.
     
  15. CCorn

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    Hey brehs.

    Just got an escort too. She didn't come out like the picture either...

    Pic spoilered of her because nsfw.
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  16. TexasStake

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    [​IMG]


    my girl in my left handed shorts
     
  17. RedRedemption

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Haymitch

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    You had to go and ruin the fun. Damn. I actually believed it too.
     
  19. IPSAC

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    MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS UP!
     
  20. Rockets1988-

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    You sir, are a certified troll.
     

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