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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. droopy421

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    Maybe he hit her for playing too rough.

    Signed:

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    #201 droopy421, Jul 11, 2013
  2. Haymitch

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    Lmao. That's a 5/10 bro
     
    #202 Haymitch, Jul 11, 2013
  3. GRENDEL

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    OP didn't tell us he was into goth chicks....

    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/fu19.jpg/'><img src='http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/236/fu19.jpg' border='0'/></a><br>
     
    #203 GRENDEL, Jul 11, 2013
  4. TexasStake

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    Didnt he even admit she was a 6/10? Low standards are low standards are low.
     
    #204 TexasStake, Jul 11, 2013
  5. LonghornFan

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    #205 LonghornFan, Jul 11, 2013
  6. Jontro

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    I fapped anyway.
     
    #206 Jontro, Jul 11, 2013
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  7. conquistador#11

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    i'm sorry you could have done better picking up a prostitute for 40 bucks.**




    **If this is a real thread. still have my doubts more after the posting of that pic.
     
    #207 conquistador#11, Jul 11, 2013
  8. fallenphoenix

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    yikes...
     
    #208 fallenphoenix, Jul 11, 2013
  9. Rockets2K

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    You were hoping for this,

    and got this?
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    Wow, talk about a MAJOR bait and switch.

    Well, at least I hope for your sake she was good at her job cause Im fairly sure I would lose my erection once I saw those raccoon eyes.
     
    #209 Rockets2K, Jul 11, 2013
  10. Butterfingers

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    She looks like smeagles sister from lord of the rings... yikes look at that witch nose.
     
    #210 Butterfingers, Jul 11, 2013
  11. TheRealist137

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    As expected, you got a much uglier chick. She also looks trashy. I'd rather stay at home and use my hands for free over paying $400 to have sex with that.
     
    #211 TheRealist137, Jul 11, 2013
  12. Sadat X

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    She would've of had to pay me
     
    #212 Sadat X, Jul 11, 2013
  13. IPSAC

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    You guys calm down. I got laid. Isn't that what's important?
     
    #213 IPSAC, Jul 11, 2013
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  14. Cannonball

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    I was rooting for you bro. I was hoping that chick was legit. But . . . . . . sigh.
     
    #214 Cannonball, Jul 11, 2013
  15. LonghornFan

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    Was she wearing left handed pants?
     
    #215 LonghornFan, Jul 11, 2013
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  16. CXbby

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    Better than the Howard thread.

    itshappening.jpg
     
    #216 CXbby, Jul 11, 2013
  17. jayhow92

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    #217 jayhow92, Jul 11, 2013
  18. Rodman23

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    is that your semen on her face or is she really that ugly
     
    #218 Rodman23, Jul 11, 2013
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  19. Felixthecat

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    Is that Earnest? from Earnest goes to....
     
    #219 Felixthecat, Jul 11, 2013
  20. Classic

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    did you double bag that? Id hope so. She looked like she was on her 5th client of the day


    congrats on the lay
     
    #220 Classic, Jul 11, 2013
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