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Imagine you win the lottery...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 20, 2008.

  1. Austin70

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    Don't do what this guy did.


    DEAR ABBY: My wife had a wheelbarrow with a steel wheel that had a tendency to sink into the ground when she was pushing a heavy load, making it difficult for her.

    I recently won a large sum of money in a lottery, and to show my love and appreciation, I bought her a wheelbarrow with an inflatable rubber tire so it would be easier for her to push a heavy load. My wife has not talked to me since. What did I do wrong? -- BIG WINNER IN THE USA

    DEAR BIG WINNER: Congratulations on your good fortune. What you "did" isn't the problem. What you DIDN'T do is what has upset your wife. You didn't ask her what she would LIKE to have. Do it now, and I predict she'll not only start talking, but you'll have trouble getting her to stop.
     
  2. Jeremiah

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    You're filthy rich. Fixed.
     
  3. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    More likely a tesla roadster if I wanted to go flashy, but I would rather not attract attention and would rather spend my money on other things than gas.
     

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