I saw Haymitch's thread about wanting to START drinking, so I figured I'd share this little story with you all. /embarrassment Spoiler Mannn, I got so drunk last night! The place I was at had 50 cent Stag Cans. That's right! FIFTY CENTS!! After those came a few Pabst Blue Ribbons, and then the Coors Light (yuck). Well, when I went to sleep this morning (around 6AM), I felt pretty fine. Well, 10 AM today rolls around, and I wake up because I have a pounding headache, and I have that feeling you get when you feel like you need to take a chit, but you need to vomit, AT THE SAME TIME. Well, I wasn't really sure which would come first (I was honestly hoping I could get away with just doing the #2, and maybe the vomit feeling would go away. Boy was I wrong!!! So I head to the bathroom, and I suddenly crouch over the toilet. BAM. I start vomiting violently into the toilet, and after a while it started coming out kinda like tomato paste! Well, with all of the violent vomiting, I lose my bowels. So, here I am throwing up into the toilet while chitting my pants. I had on khaki pants, mind you. Wouldn't you know, it was DIARRHEA! So, at this point, I'm in tears. Not so much from the pain, but from the fact that I just chit my pants and I'm still vomiting. Never again. Never again will I drink.
Lmao. I can relate except for the fact that it happened to me while sleeping! Didn't stop me from drinking though. :grin:
I've never had the vomit/**** thing happen to me, but one time I vomited during the hangover so bad that my eyes turned red because of something popping (I don't recall what the doctor said happened exactly). For two weeks I looked like something out of a horror movie because the whites of my eyes were almost entirely bloodied. At one point in the two weeks I had forgotten that my eyes looked like that and I starting becoming really confused by the strange looks people gave me while I minded my own business, haha. Anyway, that was my first time getting drunk (I was in high school) and I didn't drink for years after that. But I'm drinking quite a bit now, so...
has anyone tried those new "anti-hangover" shots that are sold next to the 5 hour energy? I doubt they work, but I would be interested to read about anyone that thinks they're worth a try. As for the barf/chit....I have thrown up so hard before that I sharted...not a lot, but enough that it freaked me out. Now it's just a good story. Stay thirsty my friends.
