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I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Exactly, me too. Especially the part about the gay p*rn...

    Glad someone else remembers this and I'm not crazy.
     
  2. nolimitnp

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    Truth.

    Same with bigger girls or girls too shy to show the vag.
     
  3. Sajan

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  4. rocketsjudoka

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    An 80 yearl old porking a bunch of 20 year old hotties already took the mystique out.

    Not saying that if I'm lucky and make it to 80 I wouldn't want to be porking a buch of 20 year old hotties but just saying that's not an image that I like to think about.. :eek:
     
  5. pmac

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    what???

    maybe I'm crazy but 7.8"? No wonder no one trusts that brand, those things are probably busting all over the place.
     
  6. Sajan

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    well aren't condoms size like socks..fits shoe sizes 6-12? :)
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    Once a month???? You seriously need to not contribute to this thread anymore.
     
  8. justtxyank

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    I know this board is full of a bunch of p*rn stars who bring women to orgasm just by touching them, but most studies do show that the majority of women don't orgasm very often from sexual intercourse.

    Since nobody on this board has ever had sex with a woman where she didn't orgasm (snicker) we all must be some kind of studs.
     
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  9. Master Baiter

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    Look, I'm not at all trying to make it like I'm the man but once a month is just silly.
     
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    I don't know about the rest of y'all but I sure am.
     
  11. justtxyank

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    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    What justtxyank said and kindly point to the post you quoted of mine where I talked about how many times my wife orgasms a month. You won't find anything on it because it is none of your or anyone elses' damn business how many times I get her off. I will tell you that it is more than once a month, though. Like what justtxyank said, I am going on what I have always heard and read - many women simply do not orgasm that much. I guess we have a lot of women who are good at faking it when they are intimate with various members of clutchfans considering what I and justtxyank stated seems to be such a startling revelation.
     
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  13. justtxyank

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    Yeah, since something like 75% of women don't orgasm during sex, and something like 100% of men say they bring women to orgasm via sex, I think a lot of men don't know (or don't care) how to tell if they are being faked out.

    FWIW, I'm not really saying anyone on here is bad in bed. I have no idea and I don't care. It's just statistically unlikely that all the men on here are orgasm producing lovers routinely. Especially since a lot of women struggle to orgasm no matter how good their partner is.
     
  14. pmac

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    Interesting...didn't know that.

    If you care, I think most men can tell the difference between a fake one and a real one...well, as long as you've been there for both before. My guess would be that there is an incredibly large group of men that don't care to do what it takes for as long as it takes to help women...um, finish.

    There's this joke (I think I heard it on blue collar tv or something) once you've been with a woman a while they're like an old combination lock.
     
  15. Sajan

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    plus having an orgasm or not is not the only factor on how satisfied a woman was with the experience.
     
  16. Master Baiter

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    Exactly. It is way more satisfying for the woman to clean my j*zz bomb out of her eye than for her to have an orgasm.
     
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  17. Hmm

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    unlikely...
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    I agree with Master Baiter about once-a-month being ridiculous. Women should experience that more than that. Perhaps it varies from continent to continent, no, SeƱor Baiter? :eek:
    I hope you don't eat every variety of ice cream EVERY DAY, sometimes with TWO or THREE different kinds a day, sir. ;)
     
  19. rrj_gamz

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    wow...classic thread...It's hard not to get exciting by sex or someone actually wanting to have sex with you, but practice makes perfect...

    I'm sure it's been mentioned, but worth repeating:

    1) Liquor...that's where the term whiskey d*ck comes from...

    2) Viagra/cialis pills...1/4 or 1/2 pill should do....also, lexapro, although its for depression and once you start, you can't stop cold turkey or you'll feel like crap...

    3) Recite the alphabet or think of crap that's not a turn on, like Marth Stewart or Rosie O'Donald...
     
  20. pmac

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    Well, since this thread is already mucked up. I'll contribute some more.

    What's even more frustrating than that is when a woman gets hers and wants to stop. What's up with that crap? You can keep going after you're finished, i can't.
     

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