I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

I am confident that Max knows me well enough off these boards to know mine was a good natured barb.

 

I pork a fat chick.. I spend more time finding her caved tunnel than I am trying to force my log into her cabin...

 

Double win..

as for the OP.. double the pleasure by getting double mint gum.

 

Maybe the OP can invest in this company.

 

see ya at the bike racks after school!

 

Since you've already answered one of my questions about being a male, I'm just going to ask it... Are you trying to last longer in bed WITH A LADY OR WITH ANOTHER GENT? OBLIGATORY: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Is that even possible?

 

I'm not 20 anymore, but yup. Sure is.

 

Yes I'm quite sure Hef is/was by no means attracted to any of the playmates below, hence the need for his special pills. No possible way he'd actually have a problem with the psi of his apparatus that doesn't involve females, nah, no possible way.

Spoiler

 

date that girl that has like 300 orgasms a day, so she would have like 5 or 6 before you finish! hehe.

 

No...it's saying that thinking about it lowers or gets rid of my boner. Hence lasting longer.

 

If Im in that situation where I need to keep it going longer, I think of a random number, 1-10. Then, I just count the multiples of it in my head.

Example: 7.

7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42...182, etc...

Its distracting enough to get you to last longer.

Although, if its been a while since youve had sex and youre really into it, then you may as well chalk it up as a loss, wait 15 minutes, then give it another shot.

 

Every woman is different but on average, if a woman is able to orgasm more than once a month, she is probably doing alright. That is why you hear that some women never orgasm.

 

I read an article (posted on this very website, actually) a while back that said some pretty freaky things about good ol’ Hef. Things like he has Viagra shipped to the mansion by the truckload. Or that he can’t get it up with a playmate anymore unless he’s watching gay p*rn. Or that when he has sex with a playmate, he has to have 2 others “cheering him on” or nothing happens.

I wish I could find that thread. It was about some playmate writing a tell-all book. Can’t remember the thread title though.

 

I am ABSOLUTELY SURE you could find that thread, [thread=123177]ima_drummer2k[/thread] if you really wanted to find it.

Nope. He might be wanting to just get it on with any one of the hundreds of playmates, but when he gets it up for one chick and it starts to go away because the phone rings or there's some business to take care of, he can just take one of those pills. He is NOT making "love" with one of those girls. He NEEDS those pills because he does what he does, but you and I like regular Josés shouldn't need those.

I'll put it to you this way, sir: when you're an old geezer who has had all the varieties of ice cream you can ever have and you have maybe 2 to 3 bowls of it a day, ice cream won't excite you so much.

 

, SIR.

 

damn I love ice cream

 

Also women orgasm from different kinds of stimulation so what works on one women doesn't work on another.

 

I remember that. Every Wednesday was "Sex Night" and all the girls would stand around the bed cheering and talking dirty. He'd take his viagra and lay down on the bed. Each girl would take turns riding him for a couple minutes, with his main, or #1, girl (or whatever) being last and she would get it in the butt. It really, really took some of the mystique out of a debonaire 80 year old man living with, and porking, a bunch of 20 year old hotties.