I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

Max, I commend your dedication to run this joke into the ground as effectively and completely as any joke ever has in the history of the world.

 

thanks for the kind words. it's difficult and taxing work, but someone has to do it. i'm willing to be the one, raven.

 

That's what SHE said.

 

I need affordable auto insurance and my age is...

 

i think he just called you a douche
i think you guys should be the replacement for the fattybatty thing that doesn't seem like it will happen

 

That's no moon... Brah..

 

In honor of MadMax.

If you want to last longer just think of this:

Spoiler

And if you can't get it up think of this:

Spoiler

 

here's the deal: I don't care.

 

Now he's stealing my bit too

 

as previous posters have mentioned:

always shoot off a round before you go out

when it starts to happen - PACE yourself - why rush?

deep breathing - don't stop

changing positions is always a free break from the action

if you think you might lose it, go down on your partner - they'll just think you're such a giver

 

I have to explain this very delicately, 'cause it's really tentative. As I... as I am an inordinately...passionate...man. Volatile. Sensual. In general a stud. When making love...when making love...in an effort...to prolong...the moment of ecstacy...I think of baseball players.

All right, now you know. The two of us are making love violently, she's digging it, I figure I better start thinking of ballplayers quickly. So I figure it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won.

 

always late to the party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBzixkoe7I

 

My prediction:



This thread will see a resurgent bump, the likes of which has never been seen--- in 5 years ---- when this kid actually gets to test the advice and replies with an update.

 

Thicker condoms? Like that I love college song, put two on.

And dont use ribbed, I actually hear its more painful for a girl then it its for her pleasure.

 

If you do this one or two times too many, it does form an association:

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When it comes to sex, in the end we're all just [Pavlov's] dogs.

 

I think about baseball.

 

The OP is 20.

He doesn't need to last longer. If he...um...finishes quickly, he should just start again

 

those were the days

 

For some reason, on a new thread I haven't read yet, I tend to jump right to the last page after reading the title.

This is the first sentence of this thread that I read.

I'm not sure I want to read the rest.