I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

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Think about Viet guys grabbing at your junk.

 

You shouldn't worry about it blowing up too much, but rather blowing it too quickly.

 

1 can of Red Bull
2 cans of Mountain Dew
55 gallon drum of Vaseline
1 mental photo of the size of a dinosaur turd

 

Aussie, you are freaking holarious. Scary, but hilarious.

 

Date this chick, you'll never leave her unsatisfied:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/new...-Michelle-Thompson-has-300-orgasms-a-day.html

 

"She had to quit her job because the machines kept setting her off."

That just made me pee myself. Are you serious?!

As for the OP, this was the wrong place to ask for advice. Luckily for me, this is great reading material. Some of you are heellllaaarrriiooous.

 

Put some numbing cream on your penis.

 

Like somebody else said - once you get past a certain point you're golden...it's all about getting past that point.

Personally, I try thinking about things that will keep me from going - such as work projects, grocery lists, sports games, or the holocaust (seriously...). Then, once I get past the point...I go for it and enjoy it and it's great.

 

This quote is full of win. So full of win.

You think about the HOLOCAUST during sex? How in the hell does that make an appearance in your mind? Do you ever mention this to the woman involved?

"Oooh baby, this luvin' reminds me of that time at Sobibor..."

 

Seriously, what's the point of having a bit of a root if your going to be thinking about gross things.

Take that stuff too far and you will struggle to get it up.

 

Its certainly possible beyond your teens. Physical fitness and the amount of arousal helps.

 

Don't wait until you're near the peak of excitement to try to stay calm - start trying that earlier.

At the first moments that you're really starting to get into it, slow your pace down and breathe deeply. Switch your focus to your hands and pay attention to caressing her gently.

Eventually, return to your previous pace and repeat until you feel you're ready to allow yourself to go all the way.

 

Go to a good p*rn shop and ask. They have all sorts of creams and the like that'll help. Seriously. Look on the interwebs for a shop around the corner. In Austin, Dreamers (3 locations, or is it 4?) fits the bill. Just be sure you are 18 before going in. You are 18 or older, right?

 

After you blast once, you should be golden for the second time. Or as others have said, whack before you get in there.

 

It doesn't matter if you blow your load 5 seconds into it as long as you keep going and play like a champion for a solid amount of time.

 

Relax and focus on pleasing her. It's all about fun and feeling good, less worry and more reps

 

Two condoms create more friction against the material and increases the chance of breaking. Once that happens, you may have a lot more to worry about than just your stamina.