I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

It's all in your head.

Practice makes perfect.

 

It's all in the mind. You can train yourself to NOT get so excited you're having something you've been craving. You need to teach yourself to enjoy having it, while also sharing that joy with the person who shares the moment with you. Don't go too fast, or you'll lose it.

Remember... rise, rise, rise, keep it leveled, rise a bit more, then bring it to the highest point. The level at which you enjoy it together is the most important part of it. Get there together, enjoy it, then both come down to a resolution together. There's no point in only YOU enjoying that moment of excitement.

If you're starving, and someone threw you a cracker, you'll be eating it up saying, "That was the best cracker I have ever eaten in my life! That wasn't any regular cracker was it? What? That was a saltine? No, that was a Ritz? That was a Ritz! That was the best cracker I have ever eaten in my damn life!" - name that comedian (difficulty: easy)

And, no, I don't believe in spending your ammo before getting to the actual moment of the combat like some say.

 

Incredible. So you are quick on the draw AND have a Pencil dick? You poor poor soul.

 

Don't use thin condoms, use thicker condoms to dull the sensation.

 

"OP you can always think about me when your doing it"

 

Easy there fists of fury. Jeez, your not supposed to put it in a death grip. Holy Crap!

 

Sore? Maybe you should be a little more, uh, gentle with yourself.

 

If you're sore from Slinging Mayo then you're doing it wrong. Like, really wrong. It's your buddy, not a stress ball.

 

this poor kid has all sorts of problems

 

i can last however long i want. sucks to be you bro! control yourself!

 

make believe that the powerdancer u are banging is actually lamar odumb's ugly ass wife

 

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Win.

 

Kegel Exercises for Men

Also, its a lot easier to last if you're on the bottom and she is riding you.

 

Sex Therapist now? LOL....... I may have to make this my sig.....hahaha

 

or he could picture BJ's girlfriend

sorry, couldnt resist.

 

um..this works for me, I just start thinking about Rocket players and maybe the game we just played. All that pretty much takes me out of the mood bc then i'm just thinking about basketball...

 

Man I'm not sure about this.. When my wife rides me on a low chair it's FANTASTIC.. Not doing anything expect enjoying @#$!#@!@#$#$#$@ sorry had to stop typing.

 

A whole new meaning to BEAT IT

 

Then again this might do it for some folks..



Sensation turns to ANGER!!!!!!

 

Yeah I think about baseball. Although it sounds kinda weird thinking about Jeff Bagwell during intercourse, it works.